Worst Joke Ever 2025

ravip · March 5, 2024

ravip · March 5, 2024

ravip · March 5, 2024

ravip · March 5, 2024

ravip · March 5, 2024

ravip · March 5, 2024

Yellowtail · March 5, 2024

Crossy · March 5, 2024

An alien space ship lands on the White House lawn. We are thrilled to find the alien is very human-like and very friendly. He asks if our president can set up a meeting of the leaders of all nations of the world, which he certainly can do. So, in a week there’s a huge meeting with the leaders of 200 nations. Each leader has a few minutes to ask whatever questions he’d like.

So eventually it gets to the Pope, leader of the independent Vatican.

The Pope asks the alien if he’s familiar with Jesus Christ, the saviour of the universe. “Sure, I know him!” the alien says. “He visited us only about two farges ago—that’s about six months in your time. Great guy, Jesus!”

The Pope says “He visited you six months ago?”

“Yes!” the alien says. “He visits us every two or three years. We’re always very happy to see him!”

The Pope says “He came here two thousand years ago—that’s four thousand farges! And we’re still waiting for him to come back! Why does he visit you so often?”

The alien says “Well we make this great chocolate on our planet. Dark chocolate. Jesus loves chocolate! We always send him away with ten pounds of chocolate. And we have a big party when he leaves.”

“Chocolate?” the Pope says.

“Sure. He loves the stuff. When he visited here last, how did you send him off?”