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Guy calls for an ambulance in the middle of the night.

“Quick, the baby is coming we need an ambulance right away. Quick!”

“Calm down sir, have your wife’s waters broken?”

“Yes yes! Hurry!”

“How dilated is she?”

“Well, we’re both over the moon, but we need a f-in’ ambulance!"

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