Worst Joke Ever 2025

[Yellowtail]

Just now, VBF said:

The dim spark should breaker off - has a reluctance to own up (One for the real geeks there 😅)

Maybe someone could transform him and rectify the situation. 

It really Hertz, he had such potential...

[Yellowtail]

3 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I think the only impedance to this topic is the person with the confused circuits who seems to keep blowing a fuse! 

Try to stay neutral, we don't need to polarize the situation...

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, Yellowtail said:

Try to stay neutral, we don't need to polarize the situation...

I am trying to stay current and have so much energy that I will need  to find either a new outlet or I will have to find somewhere to plug my new positive ideas!

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[radiochaser]

You guys can stop posting as if Thai drivers are the only ones that flee the scene of an accident.   Here is an American driver doing it too!

 

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My girlfriend Edith dumped me when she found out I was also seeing Kate.

Apparently, you can't have your Kate and Edith.

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I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after 50 years, most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is.
Or what kind of trumpet he played.

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I'm returning this invisibility cloak I got for Christmas.
I just can't see myself wearing it.

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My girlfriend says size doesn't matter,

yet all her sex toys look like they're missing a lamp shade.

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I met this girl and at the weekend took her home to meet my mum.
She whispered to me, "Where the hell did you get her from, son?!  She's cross-eyed, bow-legged, and she's got no teeth!"
I replied, "There's no need to whisper, Mum. She's deaf as well."

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