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Worst Joke Ever 2025

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Is that real?

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Is that real?

Even my earplugs didn't help! Had to mute the speakers!

It certainly looks real if you look at the faces of the musicians, who definitely have ears hurting, most likely the entire heads each time she releases a steel piercing screech...

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She must have been the most amazing bedmate in the history of the world.

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