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For some reason I’ve just been offered a job as a urologist’s assistant.
Is this some kind of p*ss take?

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I went into the living room and the wife was watching a movie, but on the bottom of the screen the words Nautilus, Trident, Dreadnought, kept scrolling across,

"What's that for?" I asked her.

She replied "They're subtitles, you idiot!"

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I thought I had arthritis- but luckily my doctor assured me that it's only an early onset of Rigor Mortis.

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