Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[ravip]

1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

 

Its a joke page tjintx---- There are plenty of jokes on both sides--about Trump-and  about Ice cream Joe--- 

 

no one goes around asking for proof about a joke...........................

Another joke. No proof!

 

Tha Mexican President writes to Trump and Musk on behalf of the rest of the world 

 

Mexican President CLAUDIA SHEINBAUM writes to Trump and Musk on behalf of the rest of the WORLD:

So they voted to build a wall... Well, my dear Americans, even if you don't understand much about geography, since for you America is your country and not a continent, it is important that before you lay the first bricks you know what you are leaving outside this wall.

There are 7 billion people outside; but since this thing about people doesn't sound like much to you, we will call you consumers.

 

There are 7 billion consumers willing to replace the iPhone with the Samsung or Huawei in less than 42 hours. They can also replace Levi's with Zara or Massimo Duti.

 

Quietly, in less than six months, we can stop buying Ford or Chevrolet vehicles and replace them with a Toyota, KIA, Mazda, Honda, Hyundai, Volvo, Subaru, Renault or BMW, which technically far surpass the cars you produce.

 

These 7 billion we can also stop subscribing to Direct TV and we wouldn't like it, but we can stop watching Hollywood movies and start watching more Latin American or European productions that have superior quality, messages, cinematographic techniques and content. 

 

Although it seems incredible to you, we can stop going to Disney and go to Xcaret Park in Cancun, Mexico, Canada or Europe: there are other excellent destinations in South America, the East and Europe. 

 

And believe it or not, even in Mexico there are better hamburgers than McDonald's and with better nutritional content. 

 

Has anyone seen pyramids in the United States? In Egypt, Mexico, Peru, Guatemala, Sudan and other countries there are pyramids with incredible cultures. 

Look for where the wonders of the ancient and modern world are... 
None are in the United States... What a shame for Trump, well, he would have bought and resold it! 

 

We know that Adidas exists and not just Nike and we can start consuming Mexican tennis like the Panam. 

 

We know much more than you think; we know, for example, that if these 7 billion consumers do not buy their products, there will be unemployment and their economy (inside the racist wall) will collapse to the point that they will beg us to tear down the fateful wall.

No queríamos, pero... You wanted a wall, you will get a wall.

 

Sincerely,
The rest of the WORLD.

 

 

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[ravip]

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7 minutes ago, ravip said:

Mexican President CLAUDIA SHEINBAUM writes to Trump and Musk on behalf of the rest of the WORLD:

 

For haven sake ravip, are we going to turn the joke page into an American political page--- there are so many forums on here --if you love/ -hate Trump  --his doing bad his doing Good/ 

  --just pick one of them and join the madness that is going on with them.

 

Can we just have a joke page free from The American political scene .

[sharot724]

4 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

 

For haven sake ravip, are we going to turn the joke page into an American political page--- there are so many forums on here --if you love/ -hate Trump  --his doing bad his doing Good/ 

  --just pick one of them and join the madness that is going on with them.

 

Can we just have a joke page free from The American political scene .

More like the America I now know is mostly interested in chaos and expect more not less.

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Why do dildo warehouses need security? To protect them from squatters..🤣

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Randy went to see his mate Bob who was at home, off work, due to a bad back injury.

They swapped stories and Randy got Bob up to date on what was happening at work.

“Randy, do me a favour and nip upstairs and get my slippers, my feet are a bit cold,” said Bob.

Randy ran up the stairs and saw Bob’s two young daughters in bed. He told them that their father had said he could give them a good <deleted> which of course they did not believe Randy, that their dad would allow such a thing. Randy said he would prove it and shouted down the stairs,

“Hey Bob, just the one or both of them?”

Bob shouted back, “Both of them of course, what’s the use of f......g one?”

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