Worst Joke Ever 2025

[Andrew Dwyer]

Movie title puns

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And finally a couple of classics .

Is nothing sacred ??






Apparently not [emoji3]

[Seth1a2a]

On 10/21/2019 at 2:33 AM, Seth1a2a said:

 

Proof at last..........Einstiens 2nd theory of a twin pair of paradox twins. 

 

 

 

(Disclaimer :  Joe Einstien not Albert Einstein)

[chickenslegs]

I empathise with this ...

[VocalNeal]

13 hours ago, billd766 said:

Speaking in General terms, I agree with you, unless there is a major disaster on the way.

I agree with the sentiment , in General

[WorriedNoodle]

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[scottiejohn]

[scottiejohn]

A dumb guy calls to yell at the pizza man at his local shop.

"I got this pizza delivered and I specifically asked to have the pie cut into six slices. This pie is cut in eight slices!"
"What's the big deal?" the pizza man wondered.

"There is no way I'll be able to eat all these!" the man yelled.

[scottiejohn]

[scottiejohn]

Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket?

He didn't think anyone could stoop so low.
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[scottiejohn]

[scottiejohn]

A boss shows one of his employees his new sports car.

"That is amazing," the employee responds.
"Isn't it?" replies the boss.

"And if you set your goals higher and work even harder this year, I can get an even better car next year."
 

[scottiejohn]

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I went on an all day semaphore course. 

I started out strongly, but after 6 hours was really flagging.

 

First rule of Thesaurus Club. 

You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gossip, utter..

 

I just got a new ringtone ..

This anal bleaching really is good!

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[chickenslegs]

[Seth1a2a]

On 10/22/2019 at 8:25 AM, Seth1a2a said:

 

 

[Andrew Dwyer]

THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

[Andrew Dwyer]

Damn !!
Wish I’d thought of this !!

[Andrew Dwyer]

Clowns to the left of me.

Jokers to the right .



Here I am .

Stuck in the middle with EU !! ☹️

[scottiejohn]