Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[scottiejohn]

19 minutes ago, ravip said:

I think the sequence should be Prepaid. PAYG and Contracted!

[still kicking]

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I had 17 weeds in my garden, so I used some of that roundup.
Now I have 20.

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I posted a review about the damaged paving outside my local shop and it got deleted.
That's the last time I'm using TripAdvisor.

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I went to report my cat missing. They asked if it was chipped?
I said, well it does have the corner of an ear missing.

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A lady was arrested at the airport today after officers found a stash of cocaine hidden in a 42GG bra.
They confirmed it was a big bust.

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We've got really good pet insurance...
While our dog was at the vet,
they gave us a courtesy cat.

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I bought a used Jack in the box at a charity shop, but it doesn't work.

I'm not surprised.

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People who like rock music are rockers.

People who like pop music are popsters.

There's an awful lot of country music fans about.

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[scottiejohn]

Bureaucrats are getting too officious these days;
There are some very dodgy questions on some of the forms they send out now adays!
A recent loan form application said Sex!
I put, ‘occasionally’ if I have any money left"  

 

PS; I nearly said that is why I need the loan as I am going blind living on my own!

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A little old lady went to the doctor and said: 
‘Can I have some more sleeping pills for my husband please?’ 
He said: ‘Why?’ 
She said: ‘He keeps waking up!’

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How many students does it take to change a toilet roll? 
Nobody knows!

— it’s never been done before.

[scottiejohn]

ADAM AND EVE AFTER A FEW YEARS TOGETHER!