Worst Joke Ever 2025

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walking street a' solitaire

 

 

 

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16 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

This staying at home malarkey isn’t as bad as I thought it would be !!

We can take the time to educate ourselves

 

Today I learnt that one bag of rice has 8953 grains and an apparently identical bag has 8977 grains !!

 

I’m going to double check !

See , that’s tomorrow’s activity already sorted !!

Any posters considering this type of activity should go back 12 months and read the topic 'Shampoo rip off'.

 

Trading standards are a bit relaxed here in LOS. Glad you have found another example of shoddy work. Keep up the good work Andy. Good you are doing a recount too.

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[vogie]

Difficult choices to be made.

 

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29 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

I wonder if they wiped each other’s bums ??

They certainly can’t reach their own !!

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1 hour ago, vogie said:

Difficult choices to be made.

 

 

Number 1 re-Posted Find-of-the-year material!! 

 

 

the simplest ones are always the best...

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1 hour ago, WorriedNoodle said:

I must be a genius then. i have no stockpile of anything beyond my normal monthly bulk shopping.

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5 minutes ago, tifino said:

Number 1 re-Posted Find-of-the-year material!! 

 

 

the simplest ones are always the best...

Oops, thought I'd seen it before, didn't realise it was on here.

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16 minutes ago, vogie said:

Oops, thought I'd seen it before, didn't realise it was on here.

I can re-Watch it a 1000 times, and it remains just as funny as the first time ???? 

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The Coronavirus Song.

 

 

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12 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

I must be a supergenius then. I have had a pile of rolls and gave it away last week.

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Nelson was only 5ft tall and his statue is 15ft tall, that's Horatio of 3 to 1.

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