Popular Post Crossy Posted February 12, 2024 Popular Post Posted February 12, 2024 11 minutes ago, dcsw53 said: OK, how many will admit to using Google Lens "just to check"?? 1 2 "I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"
Popular Post Zyxel Posted February 12, 2024 Popular Post Posted February 12, 2024 An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a blonde girl. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. 5
Popular Post Zyxel Posted February 12, 2024 Popular Post Posted February 12, 2024 After his sermon, a rabbi approached his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a terrible lie and one which a Jewish community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to own up and apologize.”No one moved. The Rabbi continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven, and in your heart the guilt will be lightened. Now stand up and admit your lies.”Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous lady with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the back of the synagogue. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Rabbi, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.” 4
Popular Post ballpoint Posted February 12, 2024 Popular Post Posted February 12, 2024 51 minutes ago, Crossy said: OK, how many will admit to using Google Lens "just to check"?? Google Lens? I changed my VPN location to Tokyo and entered it into my web browser. I'll never eat sushi again! 1 3
jvs Posted February 12, 2024 Posted February 12, 2024 11 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Please post pictures of waitresses. 2
carlyai Posted February 12, 2024 Posted February 12, 2024 2 hours ago, ravip said: What's wrong with that? NY GUNTRY is a place in Pakistan.
Crossy Posted February 12, 2024 Posted February 12, 2024 1 1 "I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"
Popular Post roo860 Posted February 12, 2024 Popular Post Posted February 12, 2024 Taking grandad for a pint in 2050. 🙄😂 5
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