Worst Joke Ever 2025

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Following from the previous post...  (Not a joke, but a real comparison is kind of funny).

 

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[Crossy]

We’re about 15 minutes out from landing.

 

The Pilot tells us to look down and that we are passing over the co-pilots house. the copilot was happy to be coming home and to see his wife and kids.

 

If we looked carefully, we could see the house and amazingly enough the blue van in the driveway.

 

A minute or so passes and the Pilot comes back on, “I am told he does NOT have a blue van.”

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Old salt appears in court charged with multiple counts of rape, sexual assault, buggery and obscene behaviour.

When asked how he pleads he mumbled something inaudible in response..

"Speak up man" ordered the judge upon which the defence barrister said "Your honour my client has a very sore throat and is unable to speak"........

"would he like to suck a Fisherman's Friend?" enquired the judge

"No your honour" replied the barrister "I think he's in enough feckin' trouble as it is"

[Korat Kiwi]

“Whoa! Whoa! C’mon, you guys! This is just a friendly game of cards—ease up on those acid-filled beakers.”