Worst Joke Ever 2025

[fangless]

1 minute ago, bluesofa said:

I think it calls for a 180 degree U-turn and then we can draw a straight line underneath all of this.

There is always someone who want to rule us!

[fangless]

1 minute ago, Crossy said:

 

It depends upon what your disussion encompasses.

See post 8463.  You loose points as I have already encompassed that input there!

[Crossy]

2 minutes ago, fangless said:

There is always someone who want to rule us!

 

We just want to ensure you measure up.

[fangless]

Just now, Crossy said:

 

We just want to ensure you measure up.

Who will be first to the tape?

[Crossy]

Just now, fangless said:

See post 8463.  You loose points as I have already encompassed that input there!

 

Can I change my encompass to a circumscription?

[bluesofa]

Just now, Crossy said:

 

Can I change my encompass to a circumscription?

I didn't know you were Jewish?

[fangless]

1 minute ago, Crossy said:

 

We just want to ensure you measure up.

I thought moderators were meant to keep the subject clean and not discuss male private parts!!????

[Crossy]

Just now, fangless said:

Who will be first to the tape?

 

Maybe we should finish this now ????

 

[jvs]

10 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I think it calls for a 180 degree U-turn and then we can draw a straight line underneath all of this.

You mean come full circle?

 

[fangless]

3 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Can I change my encompass to a circumscription?

That would be an unkind cut to our coversation.

PS; I promise to stop for now. (the rain has stopped so I can go out now)

[faraday]

3 minutes ago, jvs said:

You mean come full circle?

 

In a roundabout way, yes.

[bluesofa]

4 minutes ago, jvs said:

You mean come full circle?

I thought you meant to stop in the name of love, but that's not 360 degrees, only three.

[jvs]

2 minutes ago, faraday said:

In a roundabout way, yes.

Oh,just square up already.

 

[bluesofa]

1 minute ago, jvs said:

Oh,just square up already.

That's more of a wrecked angle.

[fangless]

Two Mexicans got lost in the desert.
Juan says to Miguel.
'look, Miguel, it is a bacon tree!'
'Don't be silly Juan it is a mirage, do not waste your energy!'
'miguel, I am so thirsty and hungry I must go and investigate,'
As Juan approaches two men jump out and shoot him to death.

 

'miguel, it is not a bacon tree... It is a ham-bush.'

[faraday]

2 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

That's more of a wrecked angle.

Yup, my reflex(es) are slower these days.

[fangless]

2 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

That's more of a wrecked angle.

I see we are all off on another tangent again!

 

PS; Sorry Crossy but it's raining again!

[faraday]

Just now, fangless said:

I see we are all off on another tangent again!

 

PS; Sorry Crossy but it's raining again!

It's getting worse by degrees.

[fangless]

16 minutes ago, jvs said:

You mean come full circle?

 

What; Before or after the circumcision?

[fangless]

1 minute ago, faraday said:

It's getting worse by degrees.

I must point out that we have been round all these points in the last minutes.

[jvs]

All joking aside,it is really nice to see some people still can appreciate humor.

 

I wrote more but i do not want to go too far,beyond the point of no return.

Don't want to get zapped by a mod.

 

[fangless]

3 minutes ago, jvs said:

Who can trump that!

Being British we don't.  We just either cap it or crown it!

[jvs]

2 minutes ago, fangless said:

Being British we dont.  We just either cap it or crown it!

Now we are even!

[fangless]

13 minutes ago, jvs said:

Don't want to get zapped by a mod

In this "Jokes" Forum we tend to enjoy ourselves and get zapped by the other member with just a little nudge now and then from "Crossy". 

Long may it continue that way.  Now back to business:

 

 

A pun walks in to a conversation and kills 10 people...

Pun in, ten dead.

[faraday]

My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, son," I told him.

[fangless]

I don't like people who take drugs...

For example: airport security, police etc

[fangless]

Sam didn’t get the astronomy scholarship he hoped for.

But the school did name a cluster of stars after him.

 

It was a constellation prize.

[Crossy]

4 hours ago, jvs said:

I wrote more but i do not want to go too far,beyond the point of no return.

Don't want to get zapped by a mod.

 

It can be arranged.

 

Who wants to open the bidding ...

 

[fangless]

1 minute ago, Crossy said:

 

It can be arranged.

 

Who wants to open the bidding ...

 

Do you want a mathematical or geometric response?

No seriously,  I vote jvs must get 3 likes on his next "joke" post or suffer a forfeit. 

Next; What should the forfeit be?

[Crossy]

5 minutes ago, fangless said:

Do you want a mathematical or geometric response?

 

I was thinking more "alcoholic"