Worst Joke Ever 2025

[Zyxel]

[fangless]

4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I noticed the other day my credit card was missing.

I finally tracked it down -the kids next door stole it to pay for their mums boob job…

Just wait till I get my hands on them!

Do you think it will result in an uplifting experience for both of you?

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

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[KarenBravo]

What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives two people a lot of pleasure?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A tea-bag.

 

 

[ballpoint]

1 hour ago, fangless said:

Do you think it will result in an uplifting experience for both of you?

Maybe. Then again, it could just turn out to be a storm in a T-cup

[fangless]

2 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Maybe. Then again, it could just turn out to be a storm in a T-cup

I thought you might have take the chance to bra-g about it but it now seems you are just feeling a right tit.

[tomazbodner]

 

I'm quite confident there are far more annoying machines out there than the printers...

[roo860]

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[Zyxel]

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[chickenslegs]

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[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[KarenBravo]

Patient: 'Doctor my <deleted> is coming out in cubes'.

 

Doctor: 'Take your trousers off and lie on your front on the examination table'

 

Doctor: 'Aha!. You can put your trousers back on and make an appointment to see me tomorrow'.

 

The next day.

 

Patient: ' Doctor, I don't know what you did, but the problem is now gone'.

 

Doctor: 'It was easy. I just cut three inches off the back of your string vest'.

[WorriedNoodle]

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[Zyxel]

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