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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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I bet that made her all of a twitter!

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Some Star Wars jokes:

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the Dark Side.

What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?

"Use the forks, Luke."

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

What do you call it when a Star Wars geek has sex?

A Hand Solo.

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