Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[billd766]

52 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

 

One of the greatest comedians of the last 50 years. A brilliant piano player. Anybody who can deliberately play the piano that badly is very very good.

[Andrew Dwyer]

Low flying aircraft or giraffe on stilts ?

Remember the above photo ??



Mystery revealed !!




There’s always a simple solution to every mystery !!

[Isaanbiker]

 Welcome in the 21st century!!!

[Isaanbiker]

 A trespasser in India last week got killed by two balls. 

[Isaanbiker]

   Yesterday at Bangkok Hilton............

[Isaanbiker]

Dreamgirls straight from heaven. 

[Isaanbiker]

FAKE PERSONALITY. 

[billd766]

3 minutes ago, Isaanbiker said:

Dreamgirls straight from heaven. 

Pass.

[Isaanbiker]

 No comment. 

[scottiejohn]

11 hours ago, Isaanbiker said:

Dreamgirls straight from heaven. 

Ah!  Something for the suicide bombers to die for.

[scottiejohn]

11 hours ago, billd766 said:

Pass.

Pass?  I couldn't even pick one up, or want to.

[WorriedNoodle]

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[jvs]

12 hours ago, Isaanbiker said:

Dreamgirls straight from heaven. 

Let me guess,soi 6?

[billd766]

2 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Pass?  I couldn't even pick one up, or want to.

Of course you can.

 

Call 1-800 rent a fork lift.

[Andrew Dwyer]

My mate with a stutter was telling us about his Nana.
By the end we were all singing Hey Jude [emoji51]

[Andrew Dwyer]

Don’t you just hate it when this happens !!

[Andrew Dwyer]

[Andrew Dwyer]

Good boy !!

[Andrew Dwyer]

This actually makes sense !!.......doesn’t it ??

[scottiejohn]

9 hours ago, jvs said:

Let me guess,soi 6?

No it's not wide enough!

[kickstart]

A bit late ,from the Edinburgh Fringe.

 

Some one stole my antidepressants.Whoever they are, I hope they're happy.

 

 Whats driving Brexit ?From here it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh.

 

A cowboy asked me if I could round up his 18 cows ,I said of course .That's 20 cows.

 

A thesaurus is great.There's no other word for it .

 

Sleep is my favourite  thing in the world .It's the reason I get up in the morning .

 

After learning six hours of basic semaphore.I was flagging .

 

To be or not to be a horse rider that is is the equestrian.

 

I've got an Eton -themed Advent calendar,where all the doors are opened for me by my dads contacts

 

 

[chickenslegs]

A little known fact:

William Shatner and Stevie Nicks were once an item. She called it off when she realised that her married name would be Stevie Shatner-Nicks

[chickenslegs]

Two Beach Boys talking in a bar. The conversation went like this:

"Round?"

"Round."

"Get a round?"

"I'll get a round!"

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