Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[fangless]

If anyone is spending Christmas alone this year, please let me know.
I need to borrow some chairs
 

[fangless]

What do you call a vibrator on a Christmas tree?
A porn-ament.
 

[fangless]

What Christmas song do they play at the mental hospital?
Do you see what I see?
 

[fangless]

TODAY’s DAILY INSULT;

 

You are so two-faced that any woman married to you would be a bigamist. 
 

[fangless]

Chat-up Line:-

 

"The word of the day is ‘legs’, so let’s go back to your place and spread the word "
   
 

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[KannikaP]

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5 hours ago, fangless said:

What Christmas song do they play at the mental hospital?
Do you see what I see?
 

Asylum night.

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7 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Groan

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If you're going to a fancy dress party where you're likely to drink heavily, what's a good way to ensure you get home at the end of the night?

 

Go dressed as a stamped addressed envelope.

[KannikaP]

5 hours ago, fangless said:

What Christmas song do they play at the mental hospital?
Do you see what I see?
 

If it was in Berlin....God Rest Ye Jerry Mentalmen.

[chickenslegs]

What do you call a woman who can balance glasses of lager on her nose, whilst shaping a clay vase on a turning wheel?

 

Beertricks Potter.

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16 hours ago, fangless said:

I know you can sponsor a Tory Cabinet Minister but I thought it would be for more than 50p!

Although on second thoughts that may be their hourly rate!

Definitely more than their worth! 

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You'll need to be a movie fan!

 

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