Australian safety sign

TODAY'S TRIVIA FACT
Although Jesus was known as a carpenter,
he never actually sang on any of their albums.

Swampy the eco-warrior has died of a heart attack.
They offered him a bypass, but he wasn't having any of it.

Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the word "F***" or "F***ing" 506 times.
That actually beats my record, set in 2013, trying to put an Ikea wardrobe together...

"Don't forget, on the 34th of March, clocks go sideways"

Diane Abbot

I've just been reading a poignant and very sad story about the decline of independent bookshops which used to be on every high street in the country.
Great read, and I got it for only £3.99 on Amazon.

The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 38% of people don't

How many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb?
The correct term is 'replace', actually.

Fuel has become so expensive that taxi drivers have actually started taking the shortest route.

A mate of mine had a nasty accident when he came off his bike and skidded along on his backside for about fifty metres.
I was wondering if it is possible to donate the skin from your buttocks to be grafted onto someone else?
Just ar5e skin for a friend...

 

 

 

Edited March 26, 20224 yr by ballpoint

Top tip for those about to take a driving test.
When the examiner asks "What sign would you expect to see down a narrow country lane?"
"Fresh farm eggs for sale’ isn’t the answer.

Thought for the day:
If blues singers woke up in the afternoon,
they wouldn't be so depressed.

Fact of the day:
Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water.

Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.

What's the difference between Anusol and Deep Heat?
I'll tell you once I've finished crying.