1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

What's the difference between Anusol and Deep Heat?
I'll tell you once I've finished crying.

True story. I had a dose of the runs ( in Germany ) We, army section, had stopped to buy roast chicken and chips at one point. You get sachets of wet towels for wiping your hands when finished eating. I finished having a 'squirt' and then realised there was no toilet paper. I found one of the wet wipes in my combat jacket pocket and proceeded not realising it was lemon impregnated, don't know if it was crying or just massive eye watering.

Edited March 26, 20224 yr by overherebc

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

A mate of mine had a nasty accident when he came off his bike and skidded along on his backside for about fifty metres.
I was wondering if it is possible to donate the skin from your buttocks to be grafted onto someone else?
Just ar5e skin for a friend...

 

 

 

Its cruel to make him the butt of your jokes.