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57 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

There’s a nudist convention in town next week.

Might go along if I’ve got nothing on.

A modest show off with a lot to be modest about me thinks!

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55 minutes ago, overherebc said:

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The address book is probably in a bottom drawer somewhere in the house!

 

PS;  What brain?

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4 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Mansplaining again?

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