A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers,

“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your mum and I first got together in a chat room.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”

25 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”

Followed shortly by a Kick in the ass and a Torrent of abuse!

Edited June 4, 20233 yr by scottiejohn

 

 

 

I see Buddha in a seated position. But I'll get back to my morning toast with Jesus on it.

2 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Followed shortly by a Kick in the ass and a Torrent of abuse!

Sounds terminal.

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Sounds terminal.

The kid is only a disconnected extension of himself.

22 hours ago, Crossy said:

I am of such massive age that ...

 

And I'm so old, i know just what you mean! ????

1 hour ago, roo860 said:

Is it drumming up gay space travel and possible colon-isation perhaps?

Edited June 4, 20233 yr by scottiejohn

1 hour ago, roo860 said:

Stone me, a really religious killer post!

21 minutes ago, VBF said:

And I'm so old, i know just what you mean! ????

I'm so old I can't remember what it is, never mind what it smells like!

 

PS;  I'm not just talking about the post above, I'm talking about everything, I think!

Is anyone else curious to know who is posting so many "sad" emojis in this thread?

 

"Worst joke ever" means that some of the jokes will be lame, or cringeworthy. We do not all have the same sense of humour - IMO, that's what keeps the thread popular.

 

What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!

 

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!

 

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

 

 

8 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Is anyone else curious to know who is posting so many "sad" emojis in this thread?

Moderators will know, they can see who is trolling