(It was also one of the naughty words on here, but it looks like we can now say shag).

 

 

 

Edited December 24, 20232 yr by ballpoint

11 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

 

An Albertan going to work in the morning.

A Dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous.

 

When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient's throat. "Sorry," said the doctor. "You're outside my specialty now.

You should see a laryngologist!"

 

By the time the unfortunate victim got to the laryngologist, the tooth had worked its way much further down.

The laryngologist examined the man. "Sorry,"said the doctor, "You're outside my specialty now. You should see a gastrologist!"

 

The gastrologist X-rayed the patient. "Sorry," said the doctor, "the tooth has traveled into your

lower intestines. You should see an enterologist!''

 

The enterologist took some X rays. "Sorry, the tooth isn't there. It must have gone down farther. You should see a Proctologist!"

 

The Proctologist examined the patient.... inserted a proctoscope and remarked...

"Good heavens, man! You've got a tooth up there! You should see a dentist!"

 

 

(watches music video with a woman dragging a garden hoe)

Beavis: What is that?

Butthead: A hoe.

Beavis: I know, but what is that thing she's dragging behind her?

Edited December 24, 20232 yr by freeworld

 

 

 

 

Edited December 24, 20232 yr by ravip