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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses. A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. Do you know of any others?

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7 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses. A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. Do you know of any others?

The Y Front manufacturer has hit the skids and our local bakery has just crumbled. 

 

Well you did ask!

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2 minutes ago, vogie said:

The Y Front manufacturer has hit the skids and our local bakery has just crumbled.

Well you did ask!

... and the local massage-shop went belly up...

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Just now, Peter Denis said:

... and the local massage-shop went belly up...

And the local pie shop has had to close because it failed to meat its quotas.

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Glue factory went insolvent.

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Universities are cutting back on funding.

The archeology department is in ruins.

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The local quarry has hit rock bottom !!

Local sports equipment manufacturer has taken its bat and ball home ????

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Even international companies are in trouble.

Dyno-rod has gone down the drain.

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The local florist was just about to open but had to be nipped in the bud because of the virus.

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And the betting offices have gone to the dogs. 

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Crikey, the local balloon factory has gone bust now.

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This new gasoline they have come up is pretty damn good !!

 

I’m getting 3 weeks to the litre now !!

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Think I’d rather have nothing !!

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5 hours ago, vogie said:

Crikey, the local balloon factory has gone bust now.

Was that because of over inflation?

3 minutes ago, billd766 said:

Was that because of over inflation?

Or too much hot air?

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The factory in the town that supplies live ammunition to the armed forces has had to close, and all the workers were fired.

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The potato farm has just sacked all its workers.

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Why do the Chinese not play cricket?

 

Because they've eaten all the bats!

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2 hours ago, vogie said:

The potato farm has just sacked all its workers.

They have had their chips then.

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24 minutes ago, billd766 said:

They have had their chips then.

The local chippy has taken a real battering too. 

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Please help...dog missing. Deaf in one ear, only has three legs, suffers with scabies and nits, hair keeps falling out, almost blind and has arthritis. Answers to the name of 'Lucky'.

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