Major power cut at one of Dublin's top department stores yesterday.

Some shoppers were stuck on the escalators for 3 hours.

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

A tanker carrying superglue has overturned on the highway.

Police are advising motorists to stick to their own lanes.

Smucker's tanker overturned on the 605, causing a jam.

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.
So the uncle bought him a used car dealership.

Is that a Cal Worthington joke? 

 

 

Although impolite, the other bears could never help staring at Larry’s enormous deer gut.

EXAMINATION COUNCIL
SPECIAL PAPER 6
Time: 15 minutes.

Answer all questions. Do not turn this paper until you are told to do so. Each question carries 10 marks.

1-Black is a color and white is also a color, but black
and white television is not a color television.

Discuss, 10 marks.

2-If soap and water makes the body clean, then what
makes the towel dirty after bath?

Discuss, 10 marks.

3-Can you trust a nurse whose husband sells coffins?
Discuss, 10 marks.

You are free to use a calculator.