Whiteboards are remarkable.

I had a bet on three horses today called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times.

Not one of them won.

I blame it on the bookie.

I'm trying to find that joke about chiropractors that someone posted.

It was about a week back.

Scientists have invented a car that runs on liquidised Parsley.

They are now hoping to make the buses run on Thyme.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What??? Just because he's cross-eyed??? "
"No, because he's really heavy"

"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's".
"Well, you can't say fairer than that then".

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I'm trying to find that joke about chiropractors that someone posted.

It was about a week back.

It was too corny and so it was cut out and binned!

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Scientists have invented a car that runs on liquidised Parsley.

They are now hoping to make the buses run on Thyme.

Will they provide sage drivers?

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

How often does BUPA require a deposit from him?

5 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

 

 

For Confused -- The English call it a hoe.......... Hoe Hoe Hoe

 

1 minute ago, oxo1947 said:

 

 

For Confused -- The English call it a hoe.......... Hoe Hoe Hoe

 

Americans call it a hoe as well. 

1 hour ago, Yellowtail said:

Americans call it a hoe as well. 

So do Australians ---Then I dont know who left the confused face.....