1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

Three? If this is a Thai car it can seat some 25 people.

4 minutes ago, farang51 said:

Three? If this is a Thai car it can seat some 25 people.

If that was a car in the US in the '70s it would seat at least 15

If you don't like hanging out with lots of people then you're an introvert,

if you like lots of people about then you're an extrovert.
I like cats, so I must be a purrvert.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

 

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

 

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

 

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

 

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

 

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

 

'OLD' IS WHEN.....
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot....

 

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

 

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

I’ve just offered my elderly neighbour £20 to let me have go on her new stairlift.
I think she’s going to take me up on it.

Failed my ventriloquist exam.
…I can’t say I’m surprised!

My wife asked if our kids were spoiled.
I said, "I think most kids smell that way!"

I was watching the Olympics when it was announced that two contestants were in a 'Nail biting final'...
How long is that been classed as a sport then?

5 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

+20 Thai seats