With all of the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it's worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry Laprise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Kokey" died last week aged 83.

 

The most traumatic thing for his family came when they were putting him in his coffin, they put his left leg in............and it all went downhill from there!

What did the Indian say when the dog fell off the cliff?

 

Doggone 

I was in Turkey on holiday and came across one of those Turkish bath houses.
They shaved with a solid steel stone ground razor from below the neckline, inside the ears, snipped out nose hairs, waxed off chest hairs and plucked all the hairs out of the ass crack, all finished off with a moustache trim and alcohol rub.
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good!

Can you make a salad?
Of course I can.  Its hardly rocket science.

A truck carrying incontinence pants has shed its load.
Police are warning of delays due to rubberknickers.

I rang the doctor about my insomnia.

He said there was no need for alarm.

I watched my first silent movie last night.
The wife buggered off to bingo.

 

 

15 hours ago, still kicking said:

What if it's raining?🤔

4 hours ago, VBF said:

What if it's raining?🤔

 

4 hours ago, VBF said:

What if it's raining?🤔

Reindeer?