4 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

 

Please don't confuse them!

It would be so nice if one day I could sit and read a newspaper without seeing somebody being stabbed.
I'm fed up with it.
I'm seriously considering reading my newspaper in a different pub next week.

I've just finished writing a book on Penguins.
I now realise it would have been easier and quicker on paper.

I was watching a very interesting documentary on Discovery the other night, it was all about shrapnel.

I'll have to re-watch it as unfortunately I was interrupted by an important business call so I only caught bits of it.

A drummer I know recently fathered triplets.

He gave them all the same name...

Anna one, Anna two, Anna three.

 

They have a thing for each other