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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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Did I pay too much?
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Did I pay too much?

georgegeorgia · 8 hours ago8 hr

Last year on my study trip to Pattaya I went to have the side front upper tooth done for a root canal . I went to the BKK Pattaya international Hospital on the highway About 3 visits over 2 weeks I paid 19000 baht but that didn't NOT include crown Now a friend has told me I paid TOO much!. He got his with a ROOT canal for 12,000 baht at a clinic in Soi 6 and that apparently INCLUDES the crown Now I must admit as soon as I got back to Australia I went to the dentist here who did a X ray on
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A Greener Thailand
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mikebell · yesterday at 12:59 AM1 day

I accept that turning 80 has resulted in a brain cell deficit. I know I've posted on here about my Immigration mess-ups before. Here's another one AND a heart-warming solution. We've all suffered problems with 90 Day reporting, particularly those who have been here before the on-line joy. I get angry that despite have a year's 'Visa' + a multi-re-entry permit, if I dare go on a foreign holiday, I have to report in person to Pattaya soi 5 90 days after I return. So I dutifully filled in m
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Care / residential / retirement home?
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Johnlkuk · Thursday at 12:53 PM2 days

I asked a few months back about a fit to fly certificate for my (now 95 years young) neighbour. Sadly, due to his age and failing health, a realisation has set in, for him and his family, that staying here for his final days may be his better option. Right now his family are funding full time care in his own condo, but are now contemplating if a care home would be a better option. Can anyone recommend any places local to Pattaya? And, if possible, approximate costs for a live in resident in
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Passbook updater at SCB bank ATM on Jomtien Beach Rd near Immigration?
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Passbook updater at SCB bank ATM on Jomtien Beach Rd near Immigration?

Jingthing · Friday at 05:03 AM1 day

Time sensitive query. Only respond if you know. I recall there is an SCB ATM on Jomtien beach road at approximately Soi 3 which is of course close to immigration on Soi 5. Not asking about the large SCB branch much further out on Jomtien Beach Road past the night markett. So that ATM exists correct? Does it have a PASSBOOK printer updater? I don't have the SCB app so can't look it up there. Thank you.
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Trump orders permanent White House fence after Iran threat
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Trump orders permanent White House fence after Iran threat

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Trump orders permanent White House fence after Iran threat The Trump administration is moving ahead with plans to install permanent security fencing around parts of the White House complex following heightened concerns over threats linked to Iran and a series of recent security incidents. A joint proposal released by the White House, the U.S. Secret Service and the Department of the Interior outlines plans to replace temporary barriers around Lafayette Square with a permanent security fence s
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I don't think the MAGAs will get this...
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Love the one you're with
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unblocktheplanet · 16 hours ago16 hr

[Opinion. I myself wonder what might have been had I not decamped to Thailand. I was married to both at once, one there, one here. The mother of my children and I are still in touch almost daily. I think it will be hard on the other when the first of us dies.] Why Men Never Stop Thinking About ‘The One That Got Away’, According to Psychology There’s a hard truth a lot of us need to learn. Ashley Fike Vice: 4 Jul 2026 According to UC Berkeley social psychology researcher Maria Luciani, studies
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Iran Says it Will Charge Hormuz Fees And Rejects US Maritime Plan Tehran Defies Washington Over Strait Charges Iran has insisted it will impose new charges on ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz, setting up a fresh dispute with the United States as negotiations continue over a permanent settlement following months of conflict. Speaking at the World Peace Forum in Beijing, Iran's ambassador to China, Abdolreza Rahmani Fazli, said Tehran was working with Oman on new arrangements governing one
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Muay Thai Wellness Meditation Ever been tempted to go bush and immerse into one?
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I have explained my advocacy for nonviolent resistance to oppression many times. But the world is addicted to war and has convinced most people it’s the only solution. Wars dampen a situation temporarily but then the same issues unresolved show their face again. I don’t like it but I understand why Hamas and Hezbollah exist though they must know they’ll have no real impact on Israel. Violence grew out of frustration that no good-faith negotiation and compromise was being pursued. The analys
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My head-hairs become whiter. Yet, my pubic hairs are still young. Why?
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My head-hairs become whiter. Yet, my pubic hairs are still young. Why?

GammaGlobulin · Friday at 05:17 PM1 day

Dear Folks, Speaking of aging, I really don’t know why it must be this way. Recently, I have noticed that my head-hairs are just about as white as they can be, while my pubic hairs are just about the same as they always have been, throughout my life. Would you say that life is unfair? If only I had my pubes on my head, then would I not be far happier, and also appear far younger? Do you dye your hair? Do you shave your pubes, needlessly, when your pubic hairs are just about the only thing
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