10 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Vomit 🤮is a bit over the top as is the Unamused 😒one currently available. A Simpson's type palm against the forehead or 🥱

If you're using a PC, just use one of the Windows emojis thus. 🤔

Similarly on an Android device, and I presume on a Mac or iPhone

Definitely my kind of stoned age!

20 hours ago, Crossy said:

It's not the bolt in the rotor I'd be worried about, it's the nut in the pilot's seat.

Right, there's a bit of a rumour going around at the moment, so I'll give you the truth.

I did get arrested on New Year's Eve, but in my defence, as it was getting close to midnight, there was this swarthy looking guy with a rucksack going "10 - 9 - 8 - 7....." so I twatted him!

Wouldn't you have done so?

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