A young girl was riding around town with her grandma when she suddenly asked, ”Granny, I'm scared. I have some hair starting to grow down there! Is something wrong with me?

Her grandma laughed and said,” No sweetie, it is perfectly normal for a young lady your age to start growing hair on your monkey! It means you are growing up and turning into a woman!”

That made her feel really proud and grown up. She sat down at the dinner table that evening and decided to brag to her 16 year old sister. She threw her nose in the air and revealed to her older sister, “I started growing hair on my monkey and I am turning into a woman! Granny said so!”

Her sister replied, “I wouldn't brag about that too much. Mine is already eating bananas!"

I recently did a course in taxidermy and another one in bomb-making.

I'm gonna make you an otter you can't defuse.