^^Hahaha.

Unattended children will be given a double espresso and a free puppy.

Edited June 14Jun 14 by VocalNeal

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Need to print 2 copies and post 1 outside The Houses of Parliament and 1 outside The White House 😧🤔

Not a joke but I thought still worth posting. Couldn't think where else to post.

You really don't want to know where she hid the corkscrew.

Besides, Pinot Grigio is served chilled, not at womb temperature.

That must have come as a surprise.

Edited June 15Jun 15 by ballpoint

Man withdraws money for motorcycle rental prior to departing for holiday in Pattaya.