14 minutes ago, Digitalbanana said:

This joke would also work if you replaced the Evil Queen with some of today's political leaders that rely of sycophantic support :-)

19 hours ago, BLMFem said:

Assuming it's America.....

"Does that come with fries? No? I'll have a side of fries. And a garlic bread.... with cheese."

If Mexico wins the World Cup the hand out tacos.

If Germany wins the World club they hand out beer.

If Sweden wins the World Cup they hand out meatballs.

I decided I will be rooting for Columbia.

If Germany wins the World club they hand out beer.

Too late?

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day.

Last time that happened was 1945.......

1 hour ago, Keeps said:

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day.

Last time that happened was 1945.......

I sent that to a few WhatsApp contacts.

So far 3 people have pointed out that it's historically incorrect - the 2 events were 3 months apart!

What's wrong with these people, who want to let the truth stand in the way of a good story, I say. 😉😊

After consuming a bottle of wine, a mathematics professor decided to solve some calculus problems, but was arrested by the police. In his town, it was illegal to drink and derive.

2 minutes ago, VBF said:

I sent that to a few WhatsApp contacts.

So far 3 people have pointed out that it's historically incorrect - the 2 events were 3 months apart!

What's wrong with these people, who want to let the truth stand in the way of a good story, I say. 😉😊

I did actually know that but wish you hadn't pointed it out. It kills the joke somewhat. I can't exactly get Gianni Infantino to extend the tournament by months to fit in with potential mirth (although it seems he will do most things for a couple of quid/euro/et al).

Now you have pointed it out on here (where most seem to just enjoy the joke and be somewhat forgiving on facts, dates etc which I love) my Irish stalker will probably put in another appearance with his thumb down.

8 minutes ago, Evil Penevil said:

After consuming a bottle of wine, a mathematics professor decided to solve some calculus problems, but was arrested by the police. In his town, it was illegal to drink and derive.

"Math Kills, Don't Drink and Derive!"

3 minutes ago, Keeps said:

I did actually know that but wish you hadn't pointed it out. It kills the joke somewhat. I can't exactly get Gianni Infantino to extend the tournament by months to fit in with potential mirth (although it seems he will do most things for a couple of quid/euro/et al).

Now you have pointed it out on here (where most seem to just enjoy the joke and be somewhat forgiving on facts, dates etc which I love) my Irish stalker will probably put in another appearance with his thumb down.

My tongue was rather in my cheek when I posted - let's face it, nothing on this thread is really to be taken seriously!

Have this one on me