1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Did you get that from the walkers adds whilst out chewing the fat during your picnic with your penguin or just reading the  flakey tales on the walls outside the Yorkie Bar.  Either way i'll give 99 out of the hundred and thousands I was too crackered to work out.  Maybe I should just Lion-ise you with an all-gold medal treat while you chew over a response.

One Kool morning Miss Pall Mall started down Chesterfield Lane in Winston-Salem. 

 

She met Phillip Morris who took her to the Raleigh Hotel in Newport. 

 

They got into an Old Gold bed, and right away he stuck his King Size L & M into her flip-top box, and if she don't look like a Camel in nine months, it'll be a damn Lucky Strike!

2 hours ago, fangless said:

Did you get that from the walkers adds whilst out chewing the fat during your picnic with your penguin or just reading the  flakey tales on the walls outside the Yorkie Bar.  Either way i'll give 99 out of the hundred and thousands I was too crackered to work out.  Maybe I should just Lion-ise you with an all-gold medal treat while you chew over a response.

You may snicker, but don't worry, I still have a few more twix up my sleeve.

1 minute ago, ballpoint said:

I still have a few more twix up my sleeve.

I keep mine in the fridge or they melt!

2 minutes ago, fangless said:

I keep mine in the fridge or they melt!

Fair enough. There's no arm in that.

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Fair enough. There's no arm in that.

Your responses are melting my heart so I am betwixt  handing that one to you or swallowing my pride!

Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced
by a musical instrument.

15 minutes ago, roo860 said:

I am not ashamed to admit it I did say it all to myself twice!

I just couldn't stomach the thought of loosing my mind and falling ed over eels if I addent!