Why did the atheist fail his math class?
He didn't believe in a higher power.

An old war general is at a banquet by himself
A young woman says to her friend "He looks lonely, I wonder how long it has been since he has been with a woman" She walks over to him and says "excuse me when was the last time you had sex"

 

He replies 1955. She replies i will change that for you. They have sex and she is amazed how good he is. After sex she says "I can't believe how good you are after all this time."

 

He looks at his watch and says "its only 2230."

Perfect for Thailand:-

 

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

Perfect for Thailand:-

 

His headstone is already made and in position, just wheel in the (high) priest,

Why are women in Thailand like a box of chocolates?

You never know which one has nuts.

.

3 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

.

There are other ways of working off one's frustrations ...

 

10 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

.

I should be so lucky ????

.

.

.

.

.

.