mrwebb8825 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Just curious as to how many guys got a vasectimy before moving here permently? If not, how do you protect yourself from the "surprise"? Personally, I had 1 prior to moving here as I never wanted any more children or to get saddled with a law suit from a casual "friend with benefits" or 1 nighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Wear a condom! Christ, dippin yer wick here without one is suicide right there. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone and wrap it up. No babies and no STD. It makes sense. Be responsible BUT have fun. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeray Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 An Aspirin works best. It's almost 100% "safe". Just have her squeeze it between her knees. As long as it stays there, you are "safe". Your wording is ambiguous ("I had 1 prior to moving here"). Does that mean had one baby or had a vasectomy? If vasectomy, why are you worried about pregnancy? In that case, better worry more about disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Great topic mrwebb8825. There are a couple of ways to avoid a 5 minutes ago, mrwebb8825 said: "surprise" I take it that your relationships do not have protection written in!? By that, I mean that you would not - out of choice - put on a 'jonnie'. If you do; well what's the point of the snip? Generally, there is a mouth or ass alternative for sex. Although we must be careful if we are in a three-in-a-bed situation. Don't want our ejaculate going from mouth to pussy; so to speak. Landing us in a potentially embarrassing situation. But in your case, that is not applicable. I tend to agree that sex for the over 50s is a no-no. So, OK, it gives nice sensations, but often leaves you poorer (less money for beer). I take Professor Pigeon's view on this; "Masturbation is one of the great things in life, in that the amount of effort expended equals the amount of pleasure attained". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritManToo Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 31 minutes ago, mrwebb8825 said: how do you protect yourself from the "surprise"? I love babies, I'm happy to reproduce at every opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishcarlos Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Marry a butt ugly Sheila... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmaxdan Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Well personally I married a woman who had already had the operation. A foolproof scheme or so I thought.... ….Because her daughter got pregnant, had the baby and then buggered off to work in full time in Bangkok. So I now spend my time with my 3 year old grandson who apart from the biological sense may as well be my own son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishcarlos Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Dmaxdan said: A foolproof scheme or so I thought.... ….Because her daughter got pregnant, I could but I won't... ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwebb8825 Posted January 28, 2019 Author Share Posted January 28, 2019 1 hour ago, neeray said: Your wording is ambiguous ("I had 1 prior to moving here"). Does that mean had one baby or had a vasectomy? If vasectomy, why are you worried about pregnancy? In that case, better worry more about disease. I had a vasectomy after 2 children in the states in 2 different mariages that didn't go well after children. Point of the post though is from reading numerous stories over the years of guys being emotionally, phycologically and/or finacially "trapped" due to having children over here. @Wiseoldowl-I fall into the over 50 catagory now but didn't when I moved here 17yrs ago. My wife of 14yrs (here) and I are both carreer oriented and thus, don't want children. No, the issue isn't me or the wife, it's just pure curiousity as to who acctually planned for or thought about popping out kids in their waining years. When I used to come here for visits I would see the occasional old fellow pushing a stroller in the mall and think, there's a nice grandpa until I'd then see a young-ish lady come up and kiss him like he wasn't her daddy. I always thought to myself, crap, I hope that never happens to me (the kid and stroller, not the hottie and kiss). ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritManToo Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, mrwebb8825 said: It's just pure curiousity as to who acctually planned for or thought about popping out kids in their waining years. Had my last one (number 5) when I was 56, he's 7 now and it's been great. I'd be happy to have another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 A few years ago when living in north Phuket, I took my wayward nieces under my wing, to try to get them onto a stable path. At that time they were just 14 and 15 years old, and their older sister had just aborted her second pregnancy at 16 years old. Knowing the dirty and greedy minds of my dysfunctional Thai family, I went and had a vasectomy and then announced this publically to the whole family, village members, shocked woman in 7/11 etc etc. Happy to say that when the older niece got pregnant again, no-one came accusing me... As for the younger nieces, my efforts to help them got nowhere. I moved to Burma shortly afterwards. I got a FB message from the younger niece just today asking for money to buy make-up because she had a job dancing in a Thai bar (She's 15 years old...)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, simon43 said: A few years ago when living in north Phuket, I took my wayward nieces under my wing, to try to get them onto a stable path. At that time they were just 14 and 15 years old, and their older sister had just aborted her second pregnancy at 16 years old. Knowing the dirty and greedy minds of my dysfunctional Thai family, I went and had a vasectomy and then announced this publically to the whole family, village members, shocked woman in 7/11 etc etc. Happy to say that when the older niece got pregnant again, no-one came accusing me... As for the younger nieces, my efforts to help them got nowhere. I moved to Burma shortly afterwards. I got a FB message from the younger niece just today asking for money to buy make-up because she had a job dancing in a Thai bar (She's 15 years old...)! Sad story. Our village is full of kids (and dogs) but as soon as they get to 17(ish) they are off to work as cashiers in Bangkok, Pattaya or down south. There is this big gap of girls from late teens to about 30; when they start to drift back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 sad story. Yes it is ???? I've known these nieces since their birth, and seen the 'rotten' life that they had living in a bamboo hut that their dad built by the side of the road, opposite the hotel business that I shared with one of my ex-wives who was the sister of that man - my ex refused to allow him to build a little brick/concrete house inside the hotel grounds. Unfortunately, despite everything that I've tried to do to get the girls on a decent path in life, it has been either rejected by them (teens want to have fun, not go to school), or has been exploited by their useless family members. Now I stay in message touch with my nieces, but deliberately place myself hundreds of Km away from them! If they have a real emergency, I will always be there for them ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Leopard Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Are you for real?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrilled Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 I like to make sure she swallows.It works for me.Theres always the back side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwest5829 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 On 1/28/2019 at 11:45 AM, cornishcarlos said: Marry a butt ugly Sheila... Ha! How did the song go? “If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwest5829 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 On 1/28/2019 at 11:32 AM, owl sees all said: Great topic mrwebb8825. There are a couple of ways to avoid a I take it that your relationships do not have protection written in!? By that, I mean that you would not - out of choice - put on a 'jonnie'. If you do; well what's the point of the snip? Generally, there is a mouth or ass alternative for sex. Although we must be careful if we are in a three-in-a-bed situation. Don't want our ejaculate going from mouth to pussy; so to speak. Landing us in a potentially embarrassing situation. But in your case, that is not applicable. I tend to agree that sex for the over 50s is a no-no. So, OK, it gives nice sensations, but often leaves you poorer (less money for beer). I take Professor Pigeon's view on this; "Masturbation is one of the great things in life, in that the amount of effort expended equals the amount of pleasure attained". Yea....no! At 72 ... “sex for over 50s is a no-no”. No...No.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deli Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Don't do it, if you donno the answer ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombat Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 up the bum, no baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 anal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegee Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Bend your old fella into a U shape before you insert....Then instead of coming your going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest879 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 when I lived in pattaya I would generally have sex in chlorinated swimming pools and it seemed to work very well. any sex outside the pool was done in short time hotels and gentlemans clubs without exchanging phone numbers. this was also very effective. I now have 2 half thai kids but I had a good run while it lasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 On 1/28/2019 at 11:54 AM, Dmaxdan said: Well personally I married a woman who had already had the operation. A foolproof scheme or so I thought.... in thailand that statement requires more elaboration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBanks Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 23 minutes ago, atyclb said: in thailand that statement requires more elaboration Ha Ha Ha Ha, very funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyFingers Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 One of the first things I did when my first wife died (40 yo) was to get snipped, simple operation and no after affects. Or just maybe they think vasectomy is cutting off you manhood and a not small snip. I find it hard to believe that anyone over 50 wants kids, when they are teenagers you are two generations away from their thinking. If those that using the rubber think sex is good, try it without, soooo much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 8 hours ago, simon43 said: As for the younger nieces, my efforts to help them got nowhere. I moved to Burma shortly afterwards. I got a FB message from the younger niece just today asking for money to buy make-up because she had a job dancing in a Thai bar (She's 15 years old...)! Then U shud at least ask her to move in with you. It would be the right thing to do! ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman20 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 got a vasectomy 6 years ago had a couple of accidents before that. best thing i ever done no pain easy peasy wish id had it done 26 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 I yell "Now!' and the other girl pulls it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amexpat Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 15 minutes ago, GreasyFingers said: I find it hard to believe that anyone over 50 wants kids, when they are teenagers you are two generations away from their thinking. If those that using the rubber think sex is good, try it without, soooo much better. But it's not hard to believe the wife/gf wants kids and he goes along to get along. The rubber thing is pseudo sex but some, like an earlier poster, actually believe real sex is lethal. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcusarelus Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 After 3 shot gun marriages I got a vas. Daddy had some cash and the girls were diggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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