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Sex on the cards for many students this Valentine’s Day


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Posted
13 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

A survey conducted by the University of the Thai Chamber of Commerce (UTCC) revealed that most students who have partners are planning to have intercourse on Valentine’s Day

the survey was conducted before they confiscated the sex toys and viagra.....555

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Posted

"In comparison, only 0.1 per cent of married couples have romantic plans for the day that celebrates love. "

 

Had they asked me in the survey, my answer would have changed the percentage to 0.01%

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Posted
34 minutes ago, connda said:

Didn't the Thai government make it illegal last year for students to have sex? 

Unless they have 800k in the bank, then it's OK.    LOL

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Posted
15 hours ago, jaltsc said:

“Many respondents also said that Valentine’s Day...may even encourage rape…”

 

Valentine's Day, Summer, Rain, and day that ends in Y, etc. A rapist will always find an excuse for not taking self-responsibility for a sexual attack. 

 

 

Are you confessing? 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Father Fintan Stack said:

This Valentines turn a short time into long time for no extra cost by slipping her a rohypnol.

Thats a Rape Joke. You need to be publicly humiliated, give us your twitter handle then?

Posted
17 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

Many respondents also said that Valentine’s Day encourages teenagers to have premature sex and may even encourage rape, leading to sexually transmitted diseases among other issues.

Trust the Nation to spoil a good day before it happens.

 

The message should be "if its not on its not on" with the headline, 'A lot of students may be disappointed on Valentine Day due to lack of condom(s)'. I put the (s) in because I could never stop at one.

Posted
17 hours ago, wgdanson said:

You mean you must buy card on which to have sex,  flowers and chocolates every day?    LOL

Sex on the cards is better than sex on the TV.......I keep falling off!  ????

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Posted
14 hours ago, DrTuner said:

Thais will take any chance they can get for a nookie, but does anybody happen to know when the evil consumer apocalypse designed to drain men's wallets known as Valentine's Day landed in Siam? I'd like to place a curse on whoever it was that imported it.

And Thais have been conned into thinking its for all forms of love not just romantic! They get everything wrong!

 

At least the students have got it right....lol....Probably the only thing they have learned at school....lol.

Posted
17 hours ago, happy chappie said:

Knocking one out with the right hand doesn't count????

You could fall foul of the law, as this may require a work permit.

can't be taking jobs away. and all that. 

 

 

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Posted
34 minutes ago, Chris Lawrence said:

Trust the Nation to spoil a good day before it happens.

 

The message should be "if its not on its not on" with the headline, 'A lot of students may be disappointed on Valentine Day due to lack of condom(s)'. I put the (s) in because I could never stop at one.

Did you know they are all numbered? If you've never seen the number its because you never had to unroll it far enough.

 

Posted

Post Valentines Day Poem.

 

Who's the one who did the pushin'

Left the stains upon the cushion

Footprints on the dashboard upside down

Are you sir the sly woodpecker

Who has had my girl Rebecca

If you are you'd better leave this town.

 

I'm the one who did the pushin'

Left the stains upon the cushion

Footprints on the dashboard upside down

Since I had your darling daughter

I've had trouble passing water.

So I think that makes us square all round.

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Posted
22 hours ago, happy chappie said:

Knocking one out with the right hand doesn't count????

depends  whose hand

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Posted
On 2/6/2019 at 7:55 PM, happy chappie said:

Knocking one out with the right hand doesn't count????

Why not? It's sex with someone you love? 

Posted

"Love...Everyone is talking about love... Me? Hell...I'm just looking for a shallow half hour." Rodney Dangerfield

 

Its not SEX its....

 

SEC

 

 

 

 

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