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Humane Gecko Trap

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On 10/15/2019 at 8:45 AM, WayneJ said:

I've heard Thais say it's good luck to have a gecko

Speaking of geckos and good luck...

 

The other day, I suffered a major incident. I got a paper cut on my pinky and was bleeding all over my silk bathrobe. I dialed for an ambulance, but the people at the other end just laughed when I told them my predicament.

 

I scrambled to locate my first aid box, found it, frantically pried it open and inside was a gecko and some ants. I grabbed the gecko, squeezing its tummy, causing its long tongue to shoot out, licking my wound. Miraculously, my wound healed instantly.

 

Over the next several days, my physiology changed, I could climb walls--buildings even, craved insects and could bring the ladies to ecstasy with a long tongue.

 

Mrs T wasn't impressed. All she wanted was for me to say "tookay" seven times.

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