Which age group is most likely to get nicked for having sex in a car?

By David Buckley

 

 

As a man of, let’s say, advancing years, I read a piece the other day that lifted my spirits. It said that people aged 55 and over were more likely to get arrested for having sex in a car than any other age group – and that includes “where else can we go?” teenagers.

 

That said, I would not rate the chances of me testing this research out any time soon as high – no car, for starters. But, just the same, I took some “life in the old dog yet” comfort from the revelation.

 

Another barrier (apart from the lack of a car) is that such acts are, in my opinion, just uncomfortable. At least that’s been the case in my very limited experience. There are too many levers and handles to get snagged on and let’s not mention avoiding the steering wheel itself.

 

But, whatever flicks your switches (if they are not in the way).

 

At insurers Tempcover they surveyed drivers, all of whom admitted to steaming up their own car windows. They asked everything from who they were performing with, to why, their most favoured positions and where in the car gave them the biggest thrill.

 

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hmmm... need to first consider (factor in) the young at heart

Not been easy since they stopped having bench seats  

 

Though I did at one time have a car with fully reclining front seats that virtually turned the whole car into almost a huge double bed.

 

The one that i am no longer in

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I now remember fondly having to explain footprints on the headliner of my car in highschool...

I recall (in my much younger and single days) noticing an empty condom wrapper in the back window of my car one morning after I parked it outside the office. 

 

I thought that I disposed of it before anyone noticed, but one of the older fellows I worked with later remarked dryly "Well, at least you're practicing safe sex"

1 hour ago, snoop1130 said:

t said that people aged 55 and over were more likely to get arrested for having sex in a car than any other age group

I believe that's due to a fetish activity called 'dogging'

Edited October 22, 20196 yr by BritManToo

Only if they come up with Viagra infused WD40 that would loosen up my joints and stiffen up my........ 

confidence  you pervs Confidence !! 

Edited October 22, 20196 yr by sirineou

Been a while since I had footprints left on my windscreen

^ or holes in the headlining????

 

My 2nd, 3rd and 5th cars had ankle straps on the B pillar????

 

 

 

Edited October 23, 20196 yr by VocalNeal

Why the hell is thai visa allowing this question to be posted in your forum. Are you that desperate to fill your page. Crazy, its must be written by a teenager

 

 

 

 

Quote from OP:  “It said that people aged 55 and over were more likely to get arrested for having sex in a car than any other age group – and that includes “where else can we go?” teenagers.“

 

Judging by the photo and the above quote, it’s seems to be two old bangers banging away in some old banger.

Edited October 23, 20196 yr by silver sea

Age group? That's irrelevant. 

Should be: Which car model is the most accommodating for having sex? Comfort, placement of gear shift, recline, possible positions...

 

This research was funded by an insurance co/ broker/ intermediary or whoever which means you now will have to disclose if you do it in a car with who  and can a exspect an increase in premium

15 hours ago, BritManToo said:

I believe that's due to a fetish activity called 'dogging'

Is dogging fetish?  I just went for the free, fast, no hassle, pussy.  ????

Just now, DefaultName said:

Is dogging fetish?  I just went for the free, fast, no hassle, pussy.  ????

Shame on you

The first time it happened to me, I was probably around 1984. The last time was last Tuesday afternoon.

 

PS. No dogs allowed.

Thanks for the memories !

- lakeside parks

- drive-in theatres

- mall parking lots. 

But best car and memory of all was my 1982 olds 98 with the sofa-style front, bench seat. OMG 

18 hours ago, Daffy D said:

Though I did at one time have a car with fully reclining front seats that virtually turned the whole car into almost a huge double bed.

I had an Austin Maxi in the seventies, truly a <deleted> car, but the back seat turned into a double bed! 

14 minutes ago, neeray said:

But best car and memory of all was my 1982 olds 98 with the sofa-style front, bench seat. OMG

My mates laughed at me when I traded in my 'pussy magnet' Triumph Dolomite Sprint for a much more sedate Vauxhall VX 4/90 but there's a certain something about a bench seat and column shift when you're 19 years old...

Id just nick everyone with Tinted Film, it does nothing anyway.


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Nothing Beats the Van

18 hours ago, BritManToo said:

I believe that's due to a fetish activity called 'dogging'

 

Ah, The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.


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2 hours ago, CGW said:

I had an Austin Maxi in the seventies, truly a <deleted> car, but the back seat turned into a double bed! 

Oh the Maxi how wonderful, my claim to fame was in an Isseta bubble car, open the swing out door which took the steering  out with it wonderful experience and back to nature, but the Lambretta  150 took some beating

22 minutes ago, Almer said:

Lambretta  150 took some beating

? I had little trouble "beating" them on my Triumph Bonnie 

9 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

^ or holes in the headlining????

 

My 2nd, 3rd and 5th cars had ankle straps on the B pillar????

 

 

 

Yea! I'd forgotten about those 

 

19 hours ago, WhatupThailand said:

Nothing Beats the Van

1). If the van is rocking, don't come a knocking.

2). Don't laugh, your daughter is in here!

Edited October 24, 20196 yr by VocalNeal

I'm not sure of the relevance of this thread. Certainly I did partake in my FX Holden with the bench seat and the column shift, in my youth. Times have changed. In Thailand, there are plenty of short-time hotels which would be much more comfortable.

I also would have thought in Thailand the sex would be far more likely to happen on a scooter.