Ah beng has been sent to a state hospital (mental home) because he thought he was a mouse. After some weeks he was asked by one doctor of the hospital a couple of questions to see if he got normal again.

He asked him: "Are you a man or a mouse now?" Ah beng said: "I am a man now," The doctor asked again: "Are you sure?" "I am 100% very sure" said Ah beng.

They released him but after 5 minutes he came back running and said to the doctor: "Please lock me again in my room! - A cat is hunting me!"

The doctor said: "Why are you afraid of one cat - I thought that you are a man now and not a mouse"

Ah beng said: "I know that I am a man now and not a mouse, but does the cat know about this too?"

The love story of Ralph and Edna:-

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.

Edna replied, He didn't hang himself - I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?

Peter