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Diary of a farang in Isaan


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8 minutes ago, voulez vous said:

No!!

 

Professor Einkugel of Munchen-Gladbach University has been discredited, and has now been de-platformed.

 

But! You are correct about the conflicts; just jealousy IMO. Viva Le France.

 

 

 

It sure has been a pleasure talking with you mon ami,I do hope that you stay with us even after Mrs Owl unlocks the door of the garden shed...

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3 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

It sure has been a pleasure talking with you mon ami,I do hope that you stay with us even after Mrs Owl unlocks the door of the garden shed...

Oh, I though Mr Owl had barricaded himself in the shed. Hence my comment regarding taking shelter in a battered husbands' refuge.

Perhaps he still needs it if Mrs Owl has locked him in the shed?

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5 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Oh, I though Mr Owl had barricaded himself in the shed. Hence my comment regarding taking shelter in a battered husbands' refuge.

Perhaps he still needs it if Mrs Owl has locked him in the shed?

Either way I expect further updates from Mr do you want to..

Probably along the lines of 'My Kubota and I-an Isaan Farmer's Tragedy.'????

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1 hour ago, chickenslegs said:

Vive la France, surely.

Yes! Bang on the money there Mr Chickenlegs.

 

I am living in the past somewhat. It was only a short while ago that the 'a' and 'e' were separated.

 

The English language is mage up from many countries that invaded it. The Danes, Vikings, French and others. Although English is rich in terms of depth, I think France has it beat hands down on depth. We French use tonalto words accent too. Just like the Thais in fact.

 

I had an English girlfriend once. She was lovely. Came from Newcastle. Pillow talk was difficult though

 

Anyway, Mr Owl has sent me a nice pic for the thread:

 

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32 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

I seem to have heard (read) that expression used before on this thread, and not from a Frenchman.

Isn't it an Essex term?

 

 

 

I do believe they have phrases like this in England Mr Chickenlegs.

 

A lot of these phrases originate from the French of course. 'Cut the mustard', 'go sh!t in the sea' and 'let them eat cake' are others. And of course that most famous of sayings; 'not tonight Josephine'.

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2 minutes ago, voulez vous said:

I do believe they have phrases like this in England.

 

A lot of these phrases originate from the French of course. Cut the mustard, 'go sh!t in the sea' and 'let them eat cake' are others. And of course that most famous of sayings; 'not tonight Josephine'.

There's another, "keeping mum". I won't question your Frenchness any further.

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1 hour ago, chickenslegs said:

Those trees are just great VV. If I had one in my garden I'd build a treehouse. My daughter would love it.

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That one looks like a Figueira , excellent shade !.

Reminds me of a factory I used to visit regularly, the tree was a great place for a siesta after lunch, looked like a surreal atomic bomb had gone off and all the bodies laid around it !!

 

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Wish I had a better photo ☹️

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22 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:


Yes , apparently has many names ,except Figueira ???? .

 

Here’s one I saw near Kanchanaburi (Ko Samrong )  a couple of years ago.

 

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Looks like that might be the giant tree that is also referred to in the Wiki article.

 

I edited this post to remove the image, as it seems the image was not from Thailand, but related to some horrific child murders/beatings in Cambodia.

I'm not sure how the image got linked to the Kanchanaburi Giant tree - and I apologise for posting it.

 

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15 minutes ago, Kadilo said:
30 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

You didn't include your bank account details.

Can’t have her seeing them not with  her handbag addiction !

I wonder if they're used in the same way Margaret Thatcher did, giving rise to the expression that some cabinet ministers 'had been handbagged'.

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40 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I take it his underground tunnel to escape from Sheditz was successful then?

Naw..he's still there..with a couple of coat hangers sticking out of the top to enable communications with Farangia.

 

About normal for the average farang domiciled in Isaan..

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