buggsychang Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 (edited) Saw a sign in the farang connection in surin. It was just on a piece of paper, typed out by the owner. ' Please do not shout at the staff if something is wrong. Shout at me instead. I will probably understand you better as I used to be an assole as well.' Have you seen any good pub signs? Edited April 5, 2007 by buggsychang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choscura Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 that's pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilHarries Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Not Thailand but:- NO FARTING ALOUD The Fox, Chapel Lane, Fanrborough, Hampshire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merovingian Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 In Soi Cowboy, "A shipwreck at sea can ruin your whole day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneeyedJohn Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 A bar in Phuket " The prices we charge are dependent on your attitude" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Not Thailand but made me giggle..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasreeve17 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Bangkok pub:- "If you sprinkle when you tinkle then be a sweetie and wipe the seatie." I can't repeat the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiestyle1983 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Bangkok pub:-"If you sprinkle when you tinkle then be a sweetie and wipe the seatie." I can't repeat the others. I bet there's more than one of that sign..................... PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Not Thailand but:-NO FARTING ALOUD The Fox, Chapel Lane, Fanrborough, Hampshire. So farting silently is acceptable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew31140 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 (edited) Not Thailand but made me giggle..... 555555555555!!!!!!!! Edited April 5, 2007 by Matthew31140 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 (edited) Not Thailand but made me giggle..... And men the world over Rush to the platforms edge, expectations high! note to self> Must visit Penrith station at some stage... Edited April 7, 2007 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayenram Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 "Please do not ask for credit as a punch in the mouth often offends" Leeds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Cheers Bugsy......just seen it. The one I took down as it is used quite often is "We have an arrangement with the Thai Farmers Bank. We do not give credit, and they do not sell beer". or one that was up a few years ago "Free beer for anybody accompanied by BOTH Grandparents" Unfortunately a few old codgers came with their wives grandparents, who were about twenty years younger than them. I did try " Free beer for anyone in with their first wife" but I had too many complaints on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 free beer .... tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Cheers Bugsy......just seen it. The one I took down as it is used quite often is "We have an arrangement with the Thai Farmers Bank. We do not give credit, and they do not sell beer". or one that was up a few years ago Saw that one in the Circus Bar in Panajachel, Guatemala We have talked to the local banks, and they have agreed not to sell beer so long as WE DO NOT GIVE CREDIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macb Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 'one would think by all this wit shakepear himself has been here to s--t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivinLOS Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 There the one on the Pattaya bar that read Liquor up front. Poker in the rear. Spied this one on Nanai that they had changed.. Now its Manita Massage !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZZZ Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 "Free beer for anybody accompanied by BOTH Grandparents"Unfortunately a few old codgers came with their wives grandparents, who were about twenty years younger than them. One pub had that sign but had to change it to: "Free beer for anybody accompanied by both LIVING Grandparents" as this guy used to bring an urn with his grandparents ashes with him to the pub There is a pub in Pattaya called the "Legless Arms" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 "Free beer for anybody accompanied by BOTH Grandparents"Unfortunately a few old codgers came with their wives grandparents, who were about twenty years younger than them. One pub had that sign but had to change it to: "Free beer for anybody accompanied by both LIVING Grandparents" as this guy used to bring an urn with his grandparents ashes with him to the pub There is a pub in Pattaya called the "Legless Arms" Some people will do anythign for a free drink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 the snake temple in penang . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Seen in a bar in Surin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniwai Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Ouch, would make me think twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 (edited) One penned by my Dad many many years ago when in the licensed trade after cleaning AGAIN: When sitting in this palace, With trousers round your feet. Do it in the middle, NOT ON THE BL**DY SEAT RIP DAD never forgotten Regards Edited April 8, 2007 by IvanLaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 One penned by my Dad many many years ago when in the licensed tradeafter cleaning AGAIN: When sitting in this palace, With trousers round your feet. Do it in the middle, NOT ON THE BL**DY SEAT RIP DAD never forgotten Regards PS Just remembered: Two more “Pearls of wisdom” penned from my Dear Old Dad We aim to please WILL YOU PLEASE AIM? & Once a King always a King Once a Knight is enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Gentlemen stand closer. It might be shorter than you think. Seen in an English pub in Taipei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Seen in a bar in Surin That's why everyone comes to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helicoptor Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Theres a sign I think in Greggs Kitchen on 2nd Road about credit that made me chuckle at the time of reading, cannot bloody remember how it goes now tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Here are a few of mine, (not Pubs, but signs) First two from a restaurant in Kan Lopburi Hua Hin Last, but not least, a bar in Kan once again. Yours truly, Kan Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 is pbase down? I can't see the pics, and the (only this) page takes forever to load, since your post Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 is pbase down? I can't see the pics, and the (only this) page takes forever to load, since your post Win. Hi K.O. works here in Sunny Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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