Sign

[buggsychang]

Saw a sign in the farang connection in surin. It was just on a piece of paper, typed out by the owner.

' Please do not shout at the staff if something is wrong. Shout at me instead. I will probably understand you better as I used to be an assole as well.'

Have you seen any good pub signs?

Edited April 5, 2007 by buggsychang

[Choscura]

that's pretty good.

[PhilHarries]

Not Thailand but:-

NO FARTING ALOUD

The Fox, Chapel Lane, Fanrborough, Hampshire.

[Merovingian]

In Soi Cowboy,

"A shipwreck at sea can ruin your whole day."

[OneeyedJohn]

A bar in Phuket

" The prices we charge are dependent on your attitude"

[coldcrush]

Not Thailand but made me giggle.....

[jasreeve17]

Bangkok pub:-

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle then be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."

I can't repeat the others.

[aussiestyle1983]

Bangkok pub:-

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle then be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."

I can't repeat the others.

I bet there's more than one of that sign..................... PMSL

[suegha]

Not Thailand but:-

NO FARTING ALOUD

The Fox, Chapel Lane, Fanrborough, Hampshire.

So farting silently is acceptable...

[Matthew31140]

Not Thailand but made me giggle.....

555555555555!!!!!!!!

Edited April 5, 2007 by Matthew31140

[kayo]

Not Thailand but made me giggle.....

And men the world over Rush to the platforms edge, expectations high!

note to self> Must visit Penrith station at some stage...

Edited April 7, 2007 by kayo

[jayenram]

"Please do not ask for credit as a punch in the mouth often offends"

Leeds

[lampard10]

Cheers Bugsy......just seen it.

The one I took down as it is used quite often is

"We have an arrangement with the Thai Farmers Bank.

We do not give credit, and they do not sell beer".

or one that was up a few years ago

"Free beer for anybody accompanied by BOTH Grandparents"

Unfortunately a few old codgers came with their wives grandparents, who were about twenty years younger than them.

I did try " Free beer for anyone in with their first wife" but I had too many complaints on that one.

[taxexile]

free beer .... tomorrow.

[kayo]

Cheers Bugsy......just seen it.

The one I took down as it is used quite often is

"We have an arrangement with the Thai Farmers Bank.

We do not give credit, and they do not sell beer".

or one that was up a few years ago

Saw that one in the Circus Bar in Panajachel, Guatemala

We have talked to the local banks,

and they have agreed not to sell beer

so long as WE DO NOT GIVE CREDIT.

[macb]

'one would think by all this wit shakepear himself has been here to s--t

[LivinLOS]

There the one on the Pattaya bar that read

Liquor up front. Poker in the rear.

Spied this one on Nanai that they had changed.. Now its Manita Massage !!

[ZZZ]

"Free beer for anybody accompanied by BOTH Grandparents"

Unfortunately a few old codgers came with their wives grandparents, who were about twenty years younger than them.

One pub had that sign but had to change it to:

"Free beer for anybody accompanied by both LIVING Grandparents" as this guy used to bring an urn with his grandparents ashes with him to the pub

There is a pub in Pattaya called the "Legless Arms"

[kayo]

"Free beer for anybody accompanied by BOTH Grandparents"

Unfortunately a few old codgers came with their wives grandparents, who were about twenty years younger than them.

One pub had that sign but had to change it to:

"Free beer for anybody accompanied by both LIVING Grandparents" as this guy used to bring an urn with his grandparents ashes with him to the pub

There is a pub in Pattaya called the "Legless Arms"

Some people will do anythign for a free drink...

[taxexile]

the snake temple in penang .

[Old Croc]

Seen in a bar in Surin

[miniwai]

Ouch, would make me think twice!

[IvanLaw]

One penned by my Dad many many years ago when in the licensed trade

after cleaning AGAIN:

When sitting in this palace,

With trousers round your feet.

Do it in the middle,

NOT ON THE BL**DY SEAT

RIP DAD never forgotten

Regards

Edited April 8, 2007 by IvanLaw

[IvanLaw]

One penned by my Dad many many years ago when in the licensed trade

after cleaning AGAIN:

When sitting in this palace,

With trousers round your feet.

Do it in the middle,

NOT ON THE BL**DY SEAT

RIP DAD never forgotten

Regards

PS

Just remembered:

Two more “Pearls of wisdom” penned from my Dear Old Dad

We aim to please

WILL YOU PLEASE AIM?

&

Once a King always a King

Once a Knight is enough

[Axel]

Gentlemen stand closer.

It might be shorter than you think.

Seen in an English pub in Taipei.

[lampard10]

Seen in a bar in Surin

That's why everyone comes to me

[helicoptor]

Theres a sign I think in Greggs Kitchen on 2nd Road about credit that made me chuckle at the time of reading, cannot bloody remember how it goes now tho

[Kan Win]

Here are a few of mine, (not Pubs, but signs)

First two from a restaurant in Kan

Lopburi

Hua Hin

Last, but not least, a bar in Kan once again.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

[kayo]

is pbase down? I can't see the pics, and the (only this) page takes forever to load, since your post Win.

[Kan Win]

is pbase down? I can't see the pics, and the (only this) page takes forever to load, since your post Win.

Hi K.O. works here in Sunny Thailand