mr_hippo Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for £5 million." "For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...." Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff. "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soap Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temporaneo Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 "Money number one" is a world wide rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 "Money number one" is a world wide rule sounds more like a thai story to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appleman_thai Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Nope - not just Thai! Ireland has become money mad! After 6 years in Thailand I am shocked by the sheer extravagance of the Irish!!! We are flash with the cash and enjoying life to the full! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markr Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Excellent stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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