Man in helmet stuck his penis through my door, says Sattahip woman

[edwinchester]

Lucky for him he didn't try that on my missus as that front concertina grill would have been snapped open quicker than you can say "it looks like a penis just smaller".

[hotchilli]

4 hours ago, darksidedog said:

I bet he wouldn't have tried that one on at Mrs. Bobbitts house!

Chipolata for breakfast anyone?

[Logosone]

This is utterly disgusting.

 

How can a woman let herself go like that?

[darrendsd]

5 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

it was not me.

How funny - how do you come up with this comedy gold?

[BTB1977]

Could have been the grand mother's boyfriend. 

[IraqRon]

1 hour ago, Justgrazing said:

Just as well it was her front door and not the back .. The deviant could've got his key bent or even snapped off if he had managed to get it in her lock looking at the amount of timber she's packing .. 

definitely not a back door man, 

[DannyCarlton]

4 hours ago, JustAnotherHun said:

A Thai man never would do that. Must have been a farang.

Yep, sorry about that. Somebody told me it was her birthday.

[DannyCarlton]

6 minutes ago, IraqRon said:

definitely not a back door man, 

Not necesarily but he would have to shout, "Fart and give me a clue".

[digger70]

6 hours ago, webfact said:

Man in helmet stuck his penis through my door, says Sattahip woman

She only reported the incident because the Member was Too small for her liking .????

[Burma Bill]

5 hours ago, Crossy said:

My lady would have just opened the folding gate!!

 

OUCH!!!!

[Pique Dard]

maybe he went to the wrong address!

[Isaan sailor]

I got a look at the closing price of USD/Baht.  And yes, I needed some comic relief.  Thanks TV posters.  You didn’t let me down...

[marquis22]

1 hour ago, digger70 said:

She only reported the incident because the Member was Too small for her liking .????

Needs to be small to wee!

[emptypockets]

4 hours ago, Lacessit said:

IMO you are setting some kind of record for disclaimers. You sound like Bunty in Ethel Turner's novel.

Whoooooosh!

[emptypockets]

Lady made two one minute videos of the event. Probably on Pornhub by now.

Granny is playing it on a loop.

[Reigntax]

18 hours ago, Jane Dough said:

Which is why I turned down the installation of flashing at my house.

 

Rooster

So how do you keep those unwanted drips out?

[Banphaiexpat]

Slam the door on it !!

[mikebell]

He mistook the large lady for her 92 year old mother.

[brianthainess]

On 3/6/2020 at 12:39 PM, Crossy said:

My lady would have just opened the folding gate!!

 

Ouch !

[brianthainess]

5 hours ago, Banphaiexpat said:

Slam the door on it !!

Better to open those kind of doors.

[brianthainess]

On 3/6/2020 at 1:11 PM, bluesofa said:

On 3/6/2020 at 1:07 PM, Jane Dough said:

Which is why I turned down the installation of flashing at my house.

 

Rooster

I suppose one thing lead to another.

It might need to be re-pointed.

[lamyai3]

Release the hounds!