Popular Post webfact Posted April 16, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2020 OPINION A conversation between two viruses By Warapatr Todhanakasem, PhD Special to The Nation Warapatr Todhanakasem, PhD Corona, a virus floating in the heat of Bangkok, spots another virus – a different species – resting in the front yard of a nice house. So he floats over to greet it. Corona: Hi, I’m Corona. I recently arrived in this country. Looks like you’re a big shot here. (Bows in respect). Corrupticavirus: Hi, I'm Corruptica. Where do you come from and what are you doing here? Corona: I'm from China and am on a world trip. China and Thailand are brothers, and since Chinese people love coming to Thailand, I’ve decided to come and check it out too. Corruptica: Oh, I see. I’ve heard that you’ve scared away the Chinese. They haven’t been visiting Thailand recently. So, where are you staying? Corona: I love living with the people here. My friends and I usually find shelter in their lungs. It’s warm there and there’s plenty of food. By the way, what do you do? Corruptica: I live and work with humans too. Most of the people I live with are powerful and they live well. Corona: That’s good, but most of the people I live with are different. They usually have high temperature, can’t eat and can’t breathe easily. I live with some for several months, while some kick me out after two weeks. So, how do you make the people around you so rich? Corruptica: Oh, well, I just creep into their brains and give them ideas about becoming rich by taking kickbacks. It’s really not a difficult job. Plus, when these people become rich, they never abandon me. In fact, my ancestors have been living here for generations. So, how long do you intend to live here? Corona: My friend, I want to live here for a long time. This town is so nice, but good people want to drive me out. They have mobilised doctors and nurses to fight me, and these people are far stronger than me. Corruptica: Do you know that some good people are also working on driving me out? Some have even set up organisations to get rid of me, but even though they’ve been working on this challenge for a long time, they’ve never actually succeeded. This is because most people here are still weak. I have been flourishing in the brains of some big shots, who are enjoying a good life with loads of power. So they always take good care of me and never let me down. As for those who want to get rid of me and my people, they continue to weaken and lead poor lives. Corona: You're so smart and fortunate. I am very jealous of you. Unlike you, my friends and I continue to struggle. Those who have gone to the West are facing fierce opposition. Looks like we will be killed off soon… I’m scared. Corruptica: Corona, if you want to live a long happy life like me, you must hurry up and mutate into a corrupticavirus! If you don’t rush, your species may go extinct. Corona: What an interesting idea! What must I do to become a corrupticavirus like you? Corruptica: First, you must file a mutation petition. Each form costs Bt4,000, but luckily for you I have one handy, though it will cost you Bt6,000. Corona: Okay, my friend. I’ll pay to survive. What next? Corona: Fill out the form and then go to the Department of Mutation. But it’s usually very crowded there and you’ll have to pay extra for shortcuts. But if you give me Bt8,000, I’ll complete the process for you. Corona: So expensive … Corruptica: Not at all. Do you know my boss and I have secured a big mutation quota from this department? If you go in on your own, you will end up queuing for a long time. And who knows, maybe the mutation quota will have been used up by the time you get to the top of the queue. Then you won’t be able to mutate and will have to wait till your next life. Corona: Yeah, I get the picture. But the whole thing is so expensive … Corruptica: Listen, Corona, petition forms are rare and submission queues are very long. Besides, all the migration quota belongs to us. So you’d better pay up, son! (End scene.) Sequel: One week later, coronavirus completes its mutation process, chooses to specialise in “kickback designing” and lives happily ever after in the land of corrupticavirus. Warapatr Todhanakasem is President of the Institute of Research and Development for Public Enterprises. Source: https://www.nationthailand.com/opinion/30386150 -- © Copyright The Nation Thailand 2020-04-17 - Whatever you're going through, the Samaritans are here for you - Follow Thaivisa on LINE for breaking COVID-19 updates 1 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chazar Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 corruption for 3 year old's week is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RichardColeman Posted April 16, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2020 3rd virus joins conversation. HIV : Your both wimps 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AussieBob18 Posted April 16, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2020 Dont tell me - both those viruses came from China - right?? 2 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UbonThani Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 24 minutes ago, RichardColeman said: 3rd virus joins conversation. HIV : Your both wimps Heart disease joins in - you 3 are big girls blouses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Virus 1: You suck Virus 2: You suck, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 hours ago, RichardColeman said: 3rd virus joins conversation. HIV : Your both wimps Herpes (virus) the gift that keeps on giving 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Oh, so then it's possible to cut through the red tape, move to the front of the line and get preferential VIP service with regards to government handouts if you are willing to pay a bribe? ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimmer Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 A post has been removed: 1) You will not express disrespect of the King of Thailand or any one member of the Thai royal family, whether living or deceased, nor to criticize the monarchy as an institution. By law, the Thai Royal Family are above politics. Speculation, comments and discussion of either a political or personal nature are not allowed when discussing HM The King or the Royal family. To breach these rules may result in immediate ban. Linking to external sites which break these rules will be treated as if you yourself posted them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 4th virus joins in,i am Bubonicus,king of all bow before me and see the devestation i have wrought through the ages,you guys are pathetic compared to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Chazar said: corruption for 3 year old's week is it? They'd still have to make a cartoon out of it if they want Thais to read it. Phuad hua. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timendres Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 The situation is 100% under control. Further evidence of the talent pool ensuring that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 This sounds a bit too much like Taptim's old columns in the same rag. Here he is a few years ago, wheeling out a conversation between Corruption and Democracy: https://www.nationthailand.com/opinion/30252823 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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