They didn't make a glass big enough for me to have just one.

They didn't make a glass big enough for me to have just one.

In the days when I drank alcohol I always knew when I had enough.

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I couldn't reach up to the bar!!

ok let me set one thing crystal clear for you guys...

this is a serious forum, and taking the p*ss, as your both doing, is going to get you banned pretty d*mned quickly... have i made myself clear or perhaps you need a demonstration?

ok let me set one thing crystal clear for you guys...

this is a serious forum, and taking the p*ss, as your both doing, is going to get you banned pretty d*mned quickly... have i made myself clear or perhaps you need a demonstration?

My Profound Apologies

I had not realised this was not a posting on the general forum.

Intention was not as you allude to extracting the urine but as a lighthearted reply to the posting

If you wish to ban, That is up to you and the Moderators.

I personally am a long term recovering alcoholic who used to drink over a bottle of whisky per day at my lowest point.

AA won't open the gates of heaven to let you in, but it will open the gates of hel_l to let you out.

They didn't make a glass big enough for me to have just one.

There is nothing funny about drinking too much beleive me i have been there,its no fun,well yes until the next day and reality sets in,forget drink , no easy words i suppose just take in moderation if u can,good luck.

I have a drinking problem, but I can't stop. So, I'm drinking in moderation these days.

I will be rich when I know I have enough.

AA won't open the gates of heaven to let you in, but it will open the gates of hel_l to let you out.

Forever condemned to attend meetings ....

AA won't open the gates of heaven to let you in, but it will open the gates of hel_l to let you out.

Forever condemned to attend meetings ....

True and true. My grandmother asked how long I will have to go to AA. I told her, "Until I want to go". Now I can't wait to get to the next one. I'm so lucky I'm an alcoholic -don't mean to seem Polly Anna, but I really am grateful for this thing.

To continue the trite little thoughts;

My higher power is anyone I'm trying to control.

To continue the trite little thoughts;

My higher power is anyone I'm trying to control.

I don't get this ... can you please explain ?

The wifey told me we were spending to much money and that I had to quit drinking beer.

Then I caught her spending $65 on make up.

I said, "Honey why do I have to give up something I like and you spend $65 on make up?"

She said, "I just want to look sexy for you dear."

So I said, "But baby, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she's coming back.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Effeminate

4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening officer, yes it's under my seat.

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no

coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this

parking lot or on the side of the road.

10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.