WineOh Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 (edited) Back at the beach now and this morning i went for a big walk. Left my hotel 5 and got to my destination at 7:30. Around 7:20 my stomach started feeling uneasy. Then the drop came, it was plain to see that i needed a sh*te and fast! as it was only half 7 everywhere was still closed. The earliest anywhere was going to open was 8am. I was getting desperate. i couldnt wait 40 minutes so I walked on over to the nearest hotel complex and asked the security guard very politely if i may use there toilet. I even offered him 100 baht for their inconvenience. I got a firm ‘mai dai’ in response. The time was now 07:30. There is no way I could wait another half an hour so i walked to the nearest bush, dropped my kecks and did the deed. definitely not the proudest moment of my thailand career, but what was I supposed to do? Sh*t myself in front of all and sundry and walk back with a steaming mess in my pants?. I did what Had to be done. So the question is, why wouldnt security let me use their bog? Edited February 22, 2021 by WineOh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Cobra Posted February 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 22, 2021 That figures, always thought you were full of it. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post colinneil Posted February 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, WineOh said: So the question is, why wouldnt security let me use their bog? You must have looked a bit shifty in their eyes.???????????????? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berkshire Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 14 minutes ago, WineOh said: i couldnt wait 40 minutes so I walked on over to the nearest hotel complex and asked the security guard very politely if i may use there toilet. I even offered him 100 baht for their inconvenience. I got a firm ‘mai dai’ in response. This exact thing happened to me a few years back as I was roaming the streets of Chiang Mai. When you gotta go, you gotta go. So I simply walked into the nearest hotel and headed straight for the restroom. Didn't talk to anybody, didn't ask anybody anything. And I just made it....5555. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineOh Posted February 22, 2021 Author Share Posted February 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, Berkshire said: This exact thing happened to me a few years back as I was roaming the streets of Chiang Mai. When you gotta go, you gotta go. So I simply walked into the nearest hotel and headed straight for the restroom. Didn't talk to anybody, didn't ask anybody anything. And I just made it....5555. I was thinking about doin the same thing mate. However security clocked me right off the bat, there was no way in other than a possible bribe situation. in the end i ended up in the bush. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petermik Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 7 hours ago, WineOh said: in the end i ended up in the bush. I hope you will go back with a plastic bag and remove your evidence... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineOh Posted February 22, 2021 Author Share Posted February 22, 2021 8 minutes ago, petermik said: I hope you will go back with a plastic bag and remove your evidence... Not a chance. It wasnt exactly solid if you know what I mean ...... ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post norfolkandchance Posted February 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 22, 2021 To much information. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poohy Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 (edited) I do beach walks most mornings Wifes spicy cooking can be explosives' had to resort to beach bush more than a few times ...life in the tropics Luckily beach is more or less deserted on a plus it feeds the wild dogs Edited February 22, 2021 by poohy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CharlieH Posted February 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 22, 2021 I dont think we really need this kind of topic, or the tales of a members bowel movements. Gross! CLOSED 3 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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