Paul Henry Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Well looks like the time has come for the illustrious leader to remove the ban on sex toys. High demand should help to build the economy and increase the trade deficit with China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucegoniners Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Really? So what you're telling me is that sex is risky behavior when there's a pandemic? It's so wonderful we have these brilliant people looking out for our well being, isn't it??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineOh Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 when a government tells it's citizens how to go about their sex lives you know there is something seriously wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Just now, Paul Henry said: Well looks like the time has come for the illustrious leader to remove the ban on sex toys. High demand should help to build the economy and increase the trade deficit with China. Might produce a surge in inflation. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excel Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 1 minute ago, jacko45k said: Might produce a surge in inflation. You are talking about those pump up ones right ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Excel said: You are talking about those pump up ones right ????? I prefer to leave the ambiguity of a few double 'entendres'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post poskat Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 thailand's health ministry's response to covid: tell eveyone to not travel during songran as a new outbreak is happening--NO stock up on vaccines and get everyone vaccinated--NO tell people to not have sex--YES 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonray Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 4 hours ago, webfact said: and avoid sex with strangers. ???????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebell Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 1 hour ago, JayClay said: I mean, the headline is as ever misleading but if you read the actual advice it's pretty sound. Though also pretty obvious, I would have thought... All advice from these so-called experts is pretty obvious to anyone but an educated street dog. Put a microphone in front of a self-important Thai and the inside of his head falls out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 1 hour ago, whaleboneman said: No alcohol, no sex, but blowing all this hot air all day is ok??? Does the blowing hot air count as sex??....I will keep this article in my back pocket so if we are ever allowed back into LOS and the bargirls clap at me and cat call..I will say"solly...might get covid" (wink) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 4 hours ago, webfact said: Thailand’s Heath Department has recommended that lovers and spouses avoid sex, if there is a risk of getting infected with COVID-19, and avoid sex with strangers. Another blow to all the out-of-work service girls... from bars to streets, to the internet... I can hear the cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazykopite Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 3 hours ago, KhunMorris said: With the bars in Pattaya shut the usual monging lot won't be getting any. Sincerely MORRIS All the bar girls are now on Tinder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ventenio Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 OMG soo difficult!!! Tinder.........they ask me 'what you do now, where you live, room where?" I walk to 711......hansum, hansum, massssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssage I am 99 and my gf is 20. She has needs. I am really helping her life (ATM). I have Pattaya tattooed on my forehead......this is my life. OK OK I'll go 11 minutes no sex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunjeff Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 5 hours ago, webfact said: He said that, if a person has tested positive for the virus, or is awaiting the result of a COVID-19 test, they should refrain from having sex until they are cleared of the disease. Since everyone who tests positive is forced into isolation at a hospital, field hospital, or hospi-tel, I think the "no sex" suggestion kind of takes care of itself at that point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 34 minutes ago, tonray said: ???????????????? Should sex with self also be avoided? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
actonion Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 OK, just incase my right hand has covid I'll change to my left hand lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clivebaxter Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Always looking for an excuse to avoid sex, might try this one with the Mrs ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Monday Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 4 hours ago, RichardColeman said: So, I have 2 vaccines, take pre-flight covid tests, get relevant other documentation, find a flight that will accept me, have some 'hotel quarantine or travel ban' , take more tests, get to the wife and I cannot have sex ? I know what they can do with this suggestion ! Incidentally, I wonder if this will mean a incoming tourist sex ban with bar girls or your wife you travel with ? If you travel with your wife it is OK unless you go to a restaurant, you must sit at separate tables. Groups of more than 1 drinking together are banned this applies to Hotels. The missus can drink in the room while hubby has a beer standing outside 7-11. Mongerers should pray for digital vaccine passports or rent a car and figure out the curtain hotels no way SHA+ accom will allow entry to some girl one picks up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, clivebaxter said: Always looking for an excuse to avoid sex, might try this one with the Mrs ???? I'll admit to slowing down a fair bit in the last 5 years, but I still look for excuses to have sex. Tom Clancy had the best take on the topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodknock Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 wear a condom and a mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketDog Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 3 hours ago, Destiny1990 said: Its kinda against my nature. No kidding. Men spend the first hours of life getting out of one and the rest of their lives getting back into one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargeezr Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 So the New Thai greeting is. Welcome to Thailand, No alcohol, No walking on the beach, No sex, No having too much fun. Oh and you have to come into the country via Phuket, unless you want 2 weeks quarantine in an nice Bangkok ASQ hotel. Oh yes, Thailand wants to re open, but their chance for success will be very small. Try again in 2022, you bunch of Government monkeys. Geezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobinBKK Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Avoid sex with strangers? Ahhhhh..... Are they referring to bar girls, freelancers, HI-SO's, random cheating married local women curious about farangs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excel Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 8 minutes ago, Stargrazer9889 said: So the New Thai greeting is. Welcome to Thailand, No alcohol, No walking on the beach, No sex, No having too much fun. Oh and you have to come into the country via Phuket, unless you want 2 weeks quarantine in an nice Bangkok ASQ hotel. Oh yes, Thailand wants to re open, but their chance for success will be very small. Try again in 2022, you bunch of Government monkeys. Geezer Saudi Arabia is looking ever more attractive to some???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chalawaan Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Everybody but Governments have cottoned on to the fact that if you don't want humans to do something, then DON'T tell them not to do it. Drugs, Sex, Gambling, and how "just say no" is so successful that even the harshest prisons in the world have never stopped the ever growing enjoyment of all the worlds fun things to do, Covid and their dipsheet rules and laws will only drive more to sex, drugs, and for the economically impaired, eventually suicide... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chalawaan Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 And if the Salim had not skipped qarantine when cumming and going to the Burmese Army anniversary party, then gone a-shagging in hi-class cathouses, we probably would all be having safer sex right now. As always, it's the trogdolytes at the top of the food chain that screw it up for the rest of the nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post smedly Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 Thailand the hub of disfunctional thinking so no bonking for foreign tourists as they will be waiting for test results near enough the whole time they are here I think we should start a thread on TVF "plonker of the week" actually it might need to be daily as there are so many of them 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingamabob Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Govt stipulating no alcohol, no sex, no travel, no parties etc. In fact, no fun allowed. Gets more like North Korea by the day. Great times for despots and (would be) dictators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritManToo Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 (edited) 1 minute ago, Thingamabob said: Govt stipulating no alcohol, no sex, no travel, no parties etc. In fact, no fun allowed. Gets more like North Korea by the day. Great times for despots and (would be) dictators. You forgot ........ no drugs ......... yesterdays headline. Edited June 17, 2021 by BritManToo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegman Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Just canceled my trip. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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