pacovl46 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 5 hours ago, toofarnorth said: I can understand folk losing a key but there must have been a better way of undoing a padlock, imagine if it was the one on the bike in the road. 'ere how big was this padlock ? What a thing to read about over the first cuppa of the day. Well, if the opening is too small then the circulation gets cut off once you’re fully erect and that’s that. So you either need the key, which should be mandatory to have at hand, if you go down that road, or you need an angle grinder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SunsetT Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, cnx101 said: I used to do it often when I used to padlock the farm gate. Leaving, sorry, entering a field full of sheep boyo? Edited December 15, 2021 by SunsetT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 (edited) 32 minutes ago, hotchilli said: Trying to pick the lock? Spellchecker alert!! Trying to pick pr!ck the lock? If so should he be locked up for having an inoffensive weapon requiring keyhole surgery! Edited December 15, 2021 by fangless not telling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 (edited) 29 minutes ago, pacovl46 said: if you go down that road, or you need an angle grinder. if you go down that road, or you need an angle a date on grinder! Edited December 15, 2021 by fangless not telling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satcommlee Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 "It was the only way I could prove to my wife I was being faithful, honest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almer Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 3 hours ago, Hayduke said: I hate when that happens... Me to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwill Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 (edited) 56 minutes ago, hotchilli said: Trying to pick the lock? Trying to p rick the lock Edited December 15, 2021 by rwill 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almer Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Can we have some real life drama’s please, I will start, got the foreskin caught in my zip while waiting to be called in for a job interview, didn’t get the job but neither did the man who didn’t get him caught Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 13 minutes ago, Almer said: Me to You sound like you need locking up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cake Monster Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 5 hours ago, chickenslegs said: Misunderstanding. He wanted to get chubby on. Should be " Chump Lock " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BostonRob2 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 He bucked the trend being stuck in a padlock. Most of us are just stuck in wedlock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burma Bill Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 2 hours ago, bobandyson said: What's next. . . stock and barrel? yes indeed:- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 I did not realize they made locks that small. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickmouse1 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 9 hours ago, toofarnorth said: .......................using specialist equipment. Is this a regular thing , dicks in padlocks. Oh maybe where there's a willy there's a way. Difficult to cut a tiny padlock!!!55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickmouse1 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 9 hours ago, toofarnorth said: .......................using specialist equipment. Is this a regular thing , dicks in padlocks. Oh maybe where there's a willy there's a way. Difficult to cut a tiny padlock!!!55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickmouse1 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 The gf obviously locked his willy and went up north. The only suitable padlock was that of her suitcase ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharksy Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 There are idiots all over the world. At least the bomb squad didn't have to be called, unlike this chap at my local hospital recently? https://metro.co.uk/2021/12/05/bomb-squad-called-after-doctors-find-wwii-shell-stuck-up-mans-bum-15710207/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1sickpuppy Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 7 hours ago, cnx101 said: I used to do it often when I used to padlock the farm gate. u from N Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natway09 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Specialist equipment,,,,,,a bucket of iced water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen65 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 must be a "sissy " !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 21 hours ago, Venom said: I did not realize they made locks that small. ???? Maybe he wanted to experiment with keyhole surgery! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joules Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 On 12/15/2021 at 2:58 PM, Jingthing said: Yes but there is always the cucumber loophole. That is soooo gay. Disgusting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnx101 Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 On 12/15/2021 at 9:41 PM, 1sickpuppy said: u from N Z No UK we have sheep there also haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chomper Higgot Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 It’s a thing: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9794559/Man-suffers-permanently-disfigured-penis-getting-stuck-padlock-TWO-WEEKS.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimmer Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 Inflammatory post has been removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert got kinky Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 On 12/15/2021 at 3:17 PM, hotchilli said: Trying to pick the lock? Always better than trying to lick the pox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert got kinky Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 Nice haircut, where do you suppose he got his head stuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 On 12/15/2021 at 11:09 PM, natway09 said: Specialist equipment,,,,,,a bucket of iced water Nah. Blow job torch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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