5 hours ago, toofarnorth said:

I can understand folk losing a key but there must have been a better way of undoing a padlock, imagine if it was the one on the bike in the road.   'ere how big was this padlock ?

What a thing to read about over the first cuppa of the day.

Well, if the opening is too small then the circulation gets cut off once you’re fully erect and that’s that. So you either need the key, which should be mandatory to have at hand, if you go down that road, or you need an angle grinder.

Free Willy

1 hour ago, cnx101 said:

I used to do it often when I used to padlock the farm gate.

Leaving, sorry, entering a field full of sheep boyo?

Edited December 15, 20214 yr by SunsetT

32 minutes ago, hotchilli said:

Trying to pick the lock?

Spellchecker alert!!

Trying to pick pr!ck the lock?

If so should he be locked up for having an inoffensive weapon requiring keyhole surgery!

Edited December 15, 20214 yr by fangless
not telling

29 minutes ago, pacovl46 said:

if you go down that road, or you need an angle grinder.

if you go down that road, or you need an angle a date on grinder!

Edited December 15, 20214 yr by fangless
not telling

"It was the only way I could prove to my wife I was being faithful, honest"

3 hours ago, Hayduke said:

 

I hate when that happens...

 

 

Me to

56 minutes ago, hotchilli said:

Trying to pick the lock?

Trying to p rick the lock

 

Edited December 15, 20214 yr by rwill

Can we have some real life drama’s please,

I will start, got the foreskin caught in my zip while waiting to be called in for a job interview, didn’t get the job but neither did the man who didn’t get him caught

13 minutes ago, Almer said:

Me to

You sound like you need locking up!

5 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Misunderstanding. He wanted to get chubby on.

Should be " Chump Lock "

He bucked the trend being stuck in a padlock. 

 

Most of us are just stuck in wedlock.

2 hours ago, bobandyson said:

What's next. . . stock and barrel?

 

yes indeed:-

 

 

I did not realize they made locks that small. ????

9 hours ago, toofarnorth said:

.......................using specialist equipment.  Is this a regular thing , dicks in padlocks. Oh maybe where there's a willy there's a way.

Difficult to cut a tiny padlock!!!55

9 hours ago, toofarnorth said:

.......................using specialist equipment.  Is this a regular thing , dicks in padlocks. Oh maybe where there's a willy there's a way.

Difficult to cut a tiny padlock!!!55

The gf obviously locked his willy and went up north. The only suitable padlock was that of her suitcase ????

There are idiots all over the world.  At least the bomb squad didn't have to be called, unlike this chap at my local hospital recently?

https://metro.co.uk/2021/12/05/bomb-squad-called-after-doctors-find-wwii-shell-stuck-up-mans-bum-15710207/

 

7 hours ago, cnx101 said:

I used to do it often when I used to padlock the farm gate.

u from N Z

Specialist equipment,,,,,,a bucket of iced water

must be a "sissy " !!

21 hours ago, Venom said:

I did not realize they made locks that small. ????

Maybe he wanted to experiment with keyhole surgery!

On 12/15/2021 at 2:58 PM, Jingthing said:

Yes but there is always the cucumber loophole.

That is soooo gay.  Disgusting.

On 12/15/2021 at 9:41 PM, 1sickpuppy said:

u from N Z

No UK we have sheep there also haha

It’s a thing:

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9794559/Man-suffers-permanently-disfigured-penis-getting-stuck-padlock-TWO-WEEKS.html

Inflammatory post has been removed

On 12/15/2021 at 3:17 PM, hotchilli said:

Trying to pick the lock?

Always better than trying to lick the pox.

 

 

Nice haircut, where do you suppose he got his head stuck?

 

On 12/15/2021 at 11:09 PM, natway09 said:

Specialist equipment,,,,,,a bucket of iced water

Nah. Blow job torch.