Picture: INN

 

INN reported that a naked man in Phayathai police jurisdiction had called rescue services for help - Chuay Duay! they said in their headline.

 

The heavily tattooed man had got his penis caught in a padlock.

 

Ruam Katanyu hot footed it to Soi Suan Ngern off Rama 6 and they soon had the member for Phayathai in hand, so to speak.

 

Utilizing specialist equipment they freed the man.

 

Picture: INN

 

Precise details as to what he was doing in a padlock were not given and the man's identity was spared.

 

He was pictured in what appeared to be shorts though the media said he was naked. 

 

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I can understand folk losing a key but there must have been a better way of undoing a padlock, imagine if it was the one on the bike in the road.   'ere how big was this padlock ?

What a thing to read about over the first cuppa of the day.

.......................using specialist equipment.  Is this a regular thing , dicks in padlocks. Oh maybe where there's a willy there's a way.

29 minutes ago, webfact said:

Utilizing specialist equipment they freed the man.

keyhole surgery 

I only created my account to say... Giggety !

Misunderstanding. He wanted to get chubby on.

Apparently he told his ex-wife he was not going to have sex with any one else.

Like a chastity belt but for men i guess.

Oh ,and he was high on yaba also,that always helps.

You just can’t make this ???? up ???? ????????????????

Before you feign to judge, how else is there to <deleted> a lock?

Carnal knowledge of security apparatus.

Not likely more than a misdepeenor. 

2 hours ago, toofarnorth said:

.......................using specialist equipment.  Is this a regular thing , dicks in padlocks. Oh maybe where there's a willy there's a way.

I've heard about a C@#% in Sock but never a C#$% in a Padlock. 

TIT

2 hours ago, webfact said:

The heavily tattooed man had got his penis caught in a padlock.

 

I hate when that happens...

 

 

1 minute ago, WinnieTheKhwai said:

Show off.

I used to do it often when I used to padlock the farm gate.

Sometimes I really miss a ????-emoji in the like-options.

Are naughty toys not illegal in LOBS?

Edited December 15, 20214 yr by BEngBKK

1 hour ago, WinnieTheKhwai said:

you have big hands

His wife had told him he was locked out of the bedroom. 

He was just experimenting to see if he could get past the security arrangements she had installed. 

that's a second i know this year... double Darwin award

He asked them to remove the lock, but leave the swelling.

Just the person to call if you want a lock pricked.

This is such a moment that the "blue pill" works against you.

What's next. . . stock and barrel?

 

1 hour ago, BEngBKK said:

Are naughty toys not illegal in LOBS?

Yes but there is always the cucumber loophole.

There are pics so it did happen.

Let me guess , he slipped and fell on it !

Throw away the key ! ????

5 hours ago, webfact said:

Precise details as to what he was doing in a padlock were not given and the man's identity was spared.

Judging by this similar news report from four months ago it's likely due to the boredom of lockdown. 

 

https://www.todayonline.com/world/bored-thai-man-places-manhood-padlock-leaving-it-permanently-disfigured#:~:text=Twitter Email LinkedIn-,KUALA LUMPUR — A Thai man's private part has been left,into the lock%2C Ladbible reported.

Give the man a break.

Clearly he was doing a sociology experiment.

5 hours ago, webfact said:

Precise details as to what he was doing in a padlock were not given and the man's identity was spared.

Trying to pick the lock?