"Me love you long time "

[BritManToo]

2 hours ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

Well pleased that I've got a bit older and now understand .

They were ridiculing us  

I just assumed it was pleasant flirting.

Some people see the best in everything, some people see the worst.

I always choose to see the best, the lightest, the most fun in everything.

[Mac Mickmanus]

16 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

I just assumed it was pleasant flirting.

Some people see the best in everything, some people see the worst.

I always choose to see the best, the lightest, the most fun in everything.

You were a lot older , in your 50's when you got into the scene , I was merely an innocent just out of my teens inexperienced youngsters when I first experienced it 

[BritManToo]

11 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

You were a lot older , in your 50's when you got into the scene , I was merely an innocent just out of my teens inexperienced youngsters when I first experienced it 

As a Brit (no sex please), I was fairly innocent when I arrived in Thailand.

My innocence didn't last long though, I had more sex in my first 3 months here than I did in the previous 52 years in the UK.

Edited June 26, 2022 by BritManToo

[Mac Mickmanus]

5 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

As a Brit (no sex please), I was fairly innocent when I arrived in Thailand age 52.

My innocence didn't last long here though.

I was getting involved with the "me luv you long time " girls when I was about 19 or 20 

[BritManToo]

2 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

I was getting involved with the "me luv you long time " girls when I was about 19 or 20 

I'm glad I waited, gave me time to accumulate enough money to live here forever.

And it's nice to have a few things left on your bucket list for your later years.

[jerrymahoney]

Only thing surprising about this topic is who didn't show up until the 2nd page.

[richard_smith237]

1 minute ago, jerrymahoney said:

Only thing surprising about this topic is who didn't show up until the 2nd page.

And the fact that he didn’t state something like.... “I’ve never met a woman who didn’t love 1000 baht” ! ????

[Mac Mickmanus]

4 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

I'm glad I waited, gave me time to accumulate enough money to live here forever.

And it's nice to have a few things left on your bucket list for your later years.

A lifetimes supply of Typhoon tea bags and HP sauce and a bit on the side occasionally 

[BE88]

So I asked her how long, she replied 10 years, now it's more ten years, the time is up, but why is she still here?

[ThailandRyan]

First girl I met in Phuket 15 years ago told me she would stay with me for 5 years if I gave her 1 million baht, instead I paid her 500 baht and kicked her <deleted> out the door.  You pay them to leave, much like a divorce where they suck you dry like a succubus they can become....yet there are real winners who do stay with you long time.

[VillageIdiot]

2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

No problem to me, IME I've had much better value here than I ever got in Australia.

That's a low bar to jump over.

[Thujone]

3 hours ago, AhFarangJa said:

I think that the standard of eye care, and perception is sadly lacking here now.

I remember when I used to walk along past the bars I used to hear a chorus of "hello Hansum man", and "
where you go, I come too"

Now all I get is "Hello Pap, you need a chair"...................

when you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town

 

Here ya come with your chest all bare
a little gold inglet and a lot of gold hair
like the disco king meets yogi bear
You're the oldest swinger in town

 

Excerpt from Fred Wedlock's 'The Oldest Swinger In Town'.

[Tykes]

2 hours ago, worgeordie said:

For me it really is a long time 36 years .......and don't regret a day..

regards Worgeordie

Good on ya, I'm on 43 years and have no regrets, only now is time running out. ⌚????

[RafPinto]

3 hours ago, stoner said:

they know a fat wallet looking to lighten up when they see one. 

The educated ones are running after me, when seeing what's hanging out of my rear pocket.

[BritManToo]

34 minutes ago, Thujone said:

Excerpt from Fred Wedlock's 'The Oldest Swinger In Town'.

I used to go to his concerts, Bristol/Bath mid 1970s.

[Olmate]

41 minutes ago, VillageIdiot said:

That's a low bar to jump over.

No villagers in Oz, but you still qualify????! 

[WEBBYB808]

You obviously never watched FULL METAL JACKET 

[Lacessit]

39 minutes ago, RafPinto said:

The educated ones are running after me, when seeing what's hanging out of my rear pocket.

I prefer educating them myself.

[PFMills]

1 hour ago, ThailandRyan said:

First girl I met in Phuket 15 years ago told me she would stay with me for 5 years if I gave her 1 million baht, instead I paid her 500 baht and kicked her <deleted> out the door.  You pay them to leave, much like a divorce where they suck you dry like a succubus they can become....yet there are real winners who do stay with you long time.

Hang on, that sounds a deal. Comes out at about 550Baht a day. Take advantage 3 or 4 times a day and you are quids in.

[scubascuba3]

The definition of Long Time still holds true, the time between when you shoot your load and they leave

[Will B Good]

5 hours ago, Boomer6969 said:

For me the "long time" so far has lasted 13 years, and still going. 

Coming up 17 years for me........lucky girl.

[Excel]

39 minutes ago, PFMills said:

Hang on, that sounds a deal. Comes out at about 550Baht a day. Take advantage 3 or 4 times a day and you are quids in.

And on the days you can't manage it so much, just get your mates round to help you out ????

[Excel]

2 hours ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

You were a lot older , in your 50's when you got into the scene , I was merely an innocent just out of my teens inexperienced youngsters when I first experienced it 

Last week then ????

[xylophone]

4 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Ok, short time it is then!!!!

[spidermike007]

I don't agree. Not ridicule, at all. They are simply playing their part in an act, and giving us what they think we want. Most have been coached. It is our lack of understanding of the game that is the issue, and we only have our own lack of research, or extreme emotional vulnerability to blame for that. If she is a nice gal, and you treat her with kindness and respect, and show her a good time, it is all good. 

 

Great times can be had by those of us who know what we are doing, treat it as a fun, lighthearted encounter, and behave as Bond would do. Getting attached to a short time gal is just not paying tribute to our gender, and fairly sad. Keep it light. Man up! Have some fun. 

[soi3eddie]

5 hours ago, Boomer6969 said:

For me the "long time" so far has lasted 13 years, and still going. 

Mine lasted 14 years before divorce ???? 

 

[Boomer6969]

3 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

First girl I met in Phuket 15 years ago told me she would stay with me for 5 years if I gave her 1 million baht, instead I paid her 500 baht and kicked her <deleted> out the door.  You pay them to leave, much like a divorce where they suck you dry like a succubus they can become....yet there are real winners who do stay with you long time.

Confirms what I've always thought: most guys here can't afford a proper Thai lady. I can understand the underlying as they came here believing things would be easier then back home, only to discover that here life is.. just life.

[DaLa]

3 hours ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

A lifetimes supply of Typhoon tea bags and HP sauce and a bit on the side occasionally 

Those typhoon tea bags give me wind for some unknown reason.

[jerrymahoney]

2 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

Great times can be had by those of us who know what we are doing

Quelle surprise.

[ThailandRyan]

1 hour ago, Boomer6969 said:

Confirms what I've always thought: most guys here can't afford a proper Thai lady. I can understand the underlying as they came here believing things would be easier then back home, only to discover that here life is.. just life.

So for a proper lady how many millions are you willing to give them to stay with you, my answer in my post showed how I felt about that.  Absolutely Zero, I paid no SinSod when I married my now Thai Ex-wife, lasted 10 years and fathered 1 child, who I adore and take care of and she is in the US now.  I do not play the BS games that many do and is what your comment went on about.  Everyone has made a mistake or so in their lives, but playing Captain Save a HO or a Bail me out of Issan Knight is not the norm with the friends I have here in the country.  A relationship goes both ways and is a 50/50 exchange of work between the parties, not 100/0, 75/25.  Compatibility does not always occur.